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Predictions For The 2016 Presidential Race

Will Trump get a new hair-do? Will Bernie finally invest in a comb?

Sep 28, 2015

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Predictions For The 2016 Presidential Race

The 2016 presidential race is in full swing. Every day we hear something new about Hillary Clinton's email scandal, Donald Trump saying something stupid, Bernie Sanders gaining 1 percent on Hillary, Donald Trump saying something stupid, Hillary and Donald still having commanding leads, and Donald Trump saying something stupid.

But enough about what we already know—let's talk about what we don't know. Let's talk about predictions for the 2016 presidential race.

1. Hillary Clinton's email scandal will take a backseat to a new Bill Clinton cheating scandal.

2. A protestor will rush Donald Trump and rip his "hair" off, revealing a shiny bald head underneath, blinding everyone in sight.

3. Ben Carson will take a Public Speaking 101 class and still have the charisma of a rotting corpse.

4. Kanye West will run in 2016 instead of 2020 and make his campaign slogan "I am a god."

5. Deez Nuts will do well in the primaries and actually take second place in three states.

6. John Kasich will be confused with Garry Shandling's character from "Iron Man 2" and "Captain America: Winter Soldier" and will be arrested for being a part of Hydra.

7. Chris Christie will hold a campaign event at an all-you-can-eat buffet... and they will run out of food 5 minutes after he arrives.

8. Failing to gain any serious momentum for the Democratic ticket, Bernie Sanders will shake up his image by getting hair implants and a fake tan rivaling that of Donald Trump.

9. Donald Trump will select Paris Hilton as his running mate in an attempt to appeal to women and because he'll want to tear down the White House and build a massive Trump-Hilton hotel in its place.

10. As for who will actually win the race? That's anyone's guess.

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