Mrs. Powercouple Outside of Tunnel Vision
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Mrs. Powercouple Outside of Tunnel Vision

Unbearable collage of events forcing her to make an uncalled for approach

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   Taking this new perception to a further evaluation, Mrs. Powercouple begins walking towards the local mall for a greater audience. With each person crossing her path she senses an overwhelming pull of attraction from their body to hers. "What's happening to me?" Her inner monologue questioned as she forced her head to the ground avoiding any awkward eye contact to further complicate her brain.

   Finally reaching the mall she takes a seat in the food court. Unable to eat for the simple fact that her senses were being digested instead, she notices a group of guys sitting across from her. All appearing to be in their mid twenties and obviously oblivious to everyone around them. She begins listening closer picking up on their context of conversation. "Me and my girl keep fighting man I don't know if I can do this anymore."

  Instantly she thought of Mr. Powercouple and how she couldn't fathom the idea of him being angry with her, and this man is over here broadcasting his misery as if his friends response is his token out. Getting too emotionally attached she walks right up to the table without properly introducing herself and looks the inconsiderate bastard in the face and says, "you don't deserve your woman and you are pathetic for discussing your personal problems with your incoherent friends."

  Taking a pause in between her rant for a breath, a friend from the farther end of the table grunts out loud to her. "What are you talking about crazy lady, we aren't even talking about Chad's woman." Seeing through his last minute response as an attempt to get rid of her, she continues "So your name is Chad. Well Chad for your information if you have to discuss this with your 'so called friends' then do  your girl a favor and leave her, God knows only a lazy waste of energy would discuss something so important in such a thoughtless manner."  Mrs. Powercouple shakes her head in disgust and begins walking away.

  

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