Boys are dumb

Stupid

Smelly

Gross

Slimy

In a society that praises a gentleman but craves a bad boy, it's hard to see the difference

Until it's too late

It's difficult to find a gentleman

A perfect fit

A best friend

A prince in today's world, but "they're definitely out there, you're just not looking hard enough"

So we princesses are told to wander

To search

To look desperately for this magical feeling, this spark of magic

And we're told to kiss

And kiss

And kiss

And kiss

And kiss all these frogs, but why are we told that kissing these frogs will help us find our prince

Because the reality is that if you kiss a frog, it will stay dumb

And stupid

And smelly

And gross

And slimy

It's about time the princes stopped pretending to be frogs

If pretending is what we can call it

Because we're tired of always being your princess

Your damsel

Your "savior"

Your property because we might want to be saved too

Or maybe not

Because maybe we know that if we wait for these dumb

Stupid

Smelly

Gross

Slimy guys try to save us, that they'll treat US like the frog

But we're not

And it's about time that we stop kissing these jerks

Liars

Cheats

Assholes

Playboys

Frogs

Boys

Because we princesses have our own country to run