What is disappointing, unreliable, and usually sucks? Boys. What is warm, cheesy, crunchy and insanely wonderful as soon as it hits your mouth... and is usually comforting you? Pizza. Pizza is something that can pick you up at any time, and be there for you whenever you need it. Pizza is never disappointing and ever so reliable. Here are some reasons to remind you of why pizza is better than boys.
1. They always pick up the phone.
2. You can always make sure they are on time.
3. They aren't afraid to be cheesy.
4. They always smell amazing.
5. They come in all shapes and sizes.
6. They are exactly how you want them.
7. They make you feel like a whole person (or full...).
8. They always make you feel better.
9. They are never disappointing.
