Ahhh drinking; a college student’s favorite pastime. With the many different things we experiment with in college, drinking is definitely one of them. Do you really think having tequila and beer in the same night is a good idea? I don’t know, but I’m sure you’ve tried it. Trying a new concoction of our favorite rums and juices, I wonder where that will take us by the end of the night. There are definitely certain alcohols that get you a certain kind of wasted. We’ve all got our favorite drinks; just pick your poison wisely.
1. Jagermeister
I say if you can’t spell it, don’t drink it. I think anyone who drinks Jager is asking for a night with his or her head in the toilet and a killer hangover. Shots of Jager lead to the vomit express before you can even enjoy the instantaneous drunk that will come over you.
2. Wine
Wine and whine go hand in hand sometimes. You know you’re about to have a sappy girls night, or a relaxing lovers quarrel if you’re busting out a bottle of pinot. Wine goes straight to your head, and your heart…get ready for an emotional but classy drunk.
3. Whiskey
Whether you’re going for some Jack Daniels or the beloved Fireball, you’re about to make some bad decisions. I’d say this alcohol tends to make tempers rise, you’ll have intensified emotions and possibly bust out a punch or two if people give you the wrong looks. It sneaks up on you like a ghost on Halloween and all of a sudden you’re found on the side of the road calling that girl or guy that you have in your phone as “Do Not Answer.”
4. Tequila
Tequila makes you frisky and makes you forget. You most likely will blackout by the end of the night, possibly dance on a table or two, and make some very questionable decisions. Girls who drink tequila are champs but also pretty smart; you don’t have to waste calories with a chaser, and there are some articles out proving it actually is one of the healthiest choices of alcohol. When life gives you lemons, grab a shot of tequila!
5. Rum
Rum punches are delicious and devious, depending on your mix of choice, but you might be surprised with how quickly just a few of those sugary drinks catch up to you. If you do get drunk off something like Malibu, cheers to the white girl wasted night ahead. Bloating isn’t far behind that last sugary sip, and you might have a sour morning ahead but you don't care because it tastes oh-so-sweet going down.
6. Vodka
Vodka drunk is the drunk girls in the bathroom at the bar -- you’re a hot mess and all about spreading your love to everyone. Whether that means becoming a kissing booth or becoming best friends with everyone you encounter, be prepared for the throbbing hangover and some raccoon eyes in the mirror looking back at you in the morning.
7. Beer
The happiest drunk of all, you might feel like you gained 10 pounds with the immediate beer belly, but the relaxed feeling of sipping on some beers rather than aggressively taking shots sets the mood for a happy drunk night ahead. You control yourself a bit more when you’re pacing yourself and having a more social pregame or night out. Let the drinking games begin!