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17 Phoebe Buffay Quotes We All Still Desperately Need In Our Lives In 2019

Because Phoebe is the one and only GOAT.

Daniella Masrour

May 21, 2019

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17 Phoebe Buffay Quotes We All Still Desperately Need In Our Lives In 2019

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If you're a Friends fan, you know that Phoebe Buffay is the greatest human to have ever (fictionally) lived. She inspires us, makes us laugh, makes us cry, and really does teach some of the most important life lessons. Here are just some of the times Ms. Buffay has spoken to the soul - and 17 quotes we can all make our mantras.

1. "Boyfriends come and go, but this is for life."

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2. "I'm a really cool person."

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3. "The more I drink, the less is left for the kids to drink."

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4. "I don't even have a pla."

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5. "I may play the fool at times but I'm more than just a pretty blonde girl with an a** that won't quit."

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6. "Hi, it's Phoebe. Someone needs to take my 9 o'clock, because it's, like, 9:15 and I'm not there."

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7. "I'm, like, playing the field. You know, juggling two guys, sowing my wild oats. I'm like this oat-sowing, field-playing juggler."

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8. "Dig a little deeper."

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9. "Don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe."

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10. "I'm a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you."

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11. "I have to go before I put your head through a wall."

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"Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language."

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13. "Just calm down, woman!"

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14. "Oh, yeah, that's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing."

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15. "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

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16. "Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart."

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17. "Is your boyfriend the boss of you?"

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17 Phoebe Buffay Quotes We All Still Desperately Need In Our Lives In 2019

Because Phoebe is the one and only GOAT.

In This Article:

1. "Boyfriends come and go, but this is for life."

2. "I'm a really cool person."

3. "The more I drink, the less is left for the kids to drink."

4. "I don't even have a pla."

5. "I may play the fool at times but I'm more than just a pretty blonde girl with an a** that won't quit."

6. "Hi, it's Phoebe. Someone needs to take my 9 o'clock, because it's, like, 9:15 and I'm not there."

7. "I'm, like, playing the field. You know, juggling two guys, sowing my wild oats. I'm like this oat-sowing, field-playing juggler."

8. "Dig a little deeper."

9. "Don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe."

10. "I'm a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you."

11. "I have to go before I put your head through a wall."

"Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language."

13. "Just calm down, woman!"

14. "Oh, yeah, that's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing."

15. "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

16. "Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart."

17. "Is your boyfriend the boss of you?"

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The Library

Time Management

Registration

Housing

The Dining Hall

Teachers

Clubs

High School Friends

Finals

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

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