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Perks of Having Small Boobs

"Good things come in small cup sizes."

Jasmine Bogart-Falbo
Oct 24, 2016
University of Wisconsin La Crosse
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Perks of Having Small Boobs

When I was younger I had always wanted bigger boobs. Coming to college I’ve come to the realization, there is more to life than the size of your tits. I no longer wish to have bigger boobs. There are actually so many perks to having small boobs.

You don’t ever have to wear a bra

This has to be one of the best perks. Bras are such a nuisance. Being able to walk around without a bra is an endless amount of comfort throughout the day.

No back pain

Big boobs only cause pain; your back constantly hurts. With little boobs you don’t have to worry about that--your spine is one happy camper.

Exercise is a breeze (Well kind of)

Although exercising is hard enough as it is, big boobs can make it even more challenging. Those with big boobs complain how much their chest hurts when they run. Those with little boobs can even workout without a bra, so, unfortunately, we can’t use boobs as an excuse not to exercise.

No Cleavage, No Problem

We don’t have to worry about our shirts showing too much cleavage because we have to cleavage to show. We can buy any kind of shirts we want! Yay us!

Backless shirts and dresses were made for you

Do I even need to explain?

You can sleep in any position

We can sleep on our side, on our backs, upside down, and OF COURSE on our chest.

Don’t have to worry about “My eyes are up here” thing

You know a guy is not just talking to you for your boobs because you don’t have any! Looks like you’re able to narrow down the guys who’d be wasting your time. No one wants a guy obsessed with only looks.

Their future fate doesn’t scare you

You don’t have to worry about them getting saggy as you get older. They will be forever perky.

Part of the IBTC

Bet you didn’t even know the Itty Bitty Titty Committee even existed, but it does! Part of this group includes Emma Watson, Kate Hudson, and Cameron Diaz--all total babes. What an honor to be associated with them in any way.


Your self worth and your boob size are not linked in anyway. Learn to love yourself for who you are, no matter what. Enjoy your small boobs--they are a blessing in disguise.
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