Since the dawn of time (more like the 80's) big boobs have become the "IT" factor for most women. People have tried the craziest crap to enlarge their bust so they can attract suiters and rub it in their small chested friend's faces, literally. Since I was young, like most girls, I would stuff balloons or tennis balls in my tanks to pretend I was a mature woman. I mean, society claimed if you had big tits you were a more mature woman and taken more seriously, unlike the boyish non-existent tits I received 21 years later. And of course during the teen years I would sometimes, no joke, pray I would receive these melons of attraction one of these days, and like most of my useless selfish prayers, it too was cast aside.
But as I grew up and soon became aware of who I was as a confident woman I started to not really care about having huge kazangas (yes apparently that word is real and means boobs), because yeah sure in the moment they seem all fun and glorious but in the long run they become a pain in the ass. So here are my reasons as to why being a flat chested women really isn’t all that bad, it’s actually pretty fun!
Bras.
Nope, don’t have to worry about these bad boys, since I don’t have any to stuff into a bra. Basically I can roam around freely and jump and bounce as much as I want without having my boobs hit me in the face. Bandeaus have become my friend and so have super flowy tops because what’s better than having lose fabric brush against your bare chest?
Exercise.
Triple up on some sports bras? I think not! Yup, one of the perks of having no boobs is that when I need to work out I don’t have to make sure my lady friends are safely tucked inside forty sports bras so I can actually run without a nip slip. Worse comes to worse for me I accidentally flash someone and they think I’m a boy.
NO SAG!!
That’s right, no sag! You heard it right - I don’t have to worry about my damn tits hanging to my knees when I’m old and gray. I can live it up without back pain, chest pain, and boob pain while the rest of me has complications. And you can argue all you want but on both sides of my family I have some busty women, weirdly enough that gene skipped just so happened to skip me… ANYWHO, they have all complained of either chest pain or back pain because their bust was too big for their body to handle anymore as they grew older. So who’s going to look 20 years younger while her quote, unquote "boobs" still remain high and mighty? This girl right here.
Sleeping like a champ.
I don't have to sleep like a mummy. I can sleep on my side, on my stomach, upside down, half on the bed half off the bed, pretty much my bed is my domain and it rocks!
Clothing.
Pretty much clothing, up top, is kind of optional for us no tits club. Basically I can walk around my house topless and wouldn't be frightened if someone saw because they’d just think “I didn't know the La Farciola's had a son?” Also I don’t have to dress super conservative just to hide my boobs and make sure they are tucked away or look modest enough for a meeting or work or in general. Also KID SECTION! Yes I can freely shop in the kid section with ease knowing I can squeeze into those tiny shirts without squeezing my chest and passing out from low circulation.
We can appreciate our big titted friends as much as they can appreciate us.
Even though I have friends that are a lot more endowed than I am, I can still come to appreciate all the struggles they have to face with having larger boobs. It doesn’t look easy, and I give them props for pulling it off. Just like I’m sure they have a bit of appreciation for us less endowed females that have to go to great lengths to look like we have a bit of something. In the end, boobs are boobs and trust me their appeal will wear off and you’ll pretty much not give a sh*t about what they are doing, how they look, and if they’ve reached your knee caps yet. So cut your big boobed friends some slack and big boobed friend’s STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES! #NO SAG!
Thanks for reading! Cheers!
