In the midst of all the candidacy announcements, when you take a step back and look at the options for 2018, its just depressing regardless of what party you side with. So it got me thinking, who would I rather be voting for?
1. Steph Curry
Despite Obama's attempts to establish the White House on the court, he hasn't done enough. Personally, I blame it on the fact that he still tries to play in sweatpants which are clearly slowing him down.
2. Beyoncé
If you are like the majority of Americans, you are going to vote based on race and gender rather than the candidate's actual platform, which makes Beyoncé a force to be reckoned with in the polls. Not only is she a genetic dual threat, she's also brings Jay-Z and Blue Ivy into DC which means people might actually pay attention to the White House instead of trying to keep up with the Kardashians.
Seriously though, she would kick ass as president. With Destiny's Child as her cabinet and Jigga by her side, nothing would be able to stop Queen B from launching America straight to the top, making it rain glitter across this great nation, and finally proving that girls really do run the world.
3. Tyrion Lannister
Honestly, it baffles me how oppressive this country is towards little people. I mean if a cop shot a midget would that be all over the media? Huh? Would it? He is just trying to do his job!
It's about time we had a little person in the oval office; it's 2015 for god's sake. So what if we have to stack a few phonebooks on the chair? It has been too long since the days of L.B.J., where the president was a highly functioning alcoholic. There is no one better to continue this long held tradition than "The Imp" himself, who, despite his size, never lets life get in the way of his drinking.
With his quick wits and undeniable talent for navigating politics, Tyrion and his facial scars would make for the best president since the legendary Richard Nixon himself. He is constantly underestimated by those around him and if he were able to continue to overcome unlikely odds, he could work wonders for this country. After all, "Lannisters always pay their debts" and with the US debt at 16 trillion and counting there is no one better for the job.
4. Frank Underwood
If you don't know why he should be president, please join the rest of us and put your life on hold to binge watch the shit out of House of Cards. Some people might call you irresponsible or lazy, but just blackmail them into submission and then [SPOILER ALERT] shove them in front of a moving subway. Problem solved.


























