It's that time of the year where every time I open Facebook, someone is engaged. For some reason everyone decided it is the proper time to settle down with one person for the rest of their lives. I truly applaud these people for committing to a person like this. Clearly, they are bigger adults that I will ever be. Here are a few examples of how I am obviously not adult enough for a engagement.
People are picking the person to spend the rest of their lives with but I can barely pick between Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream versus Half Baked. (I normally get both since I can never decide).
In fact, people are getting married and I am still learning how to control how much ice cream I eat on a daily basis.
I don't know how to file my taxes.
I probably couldn't tell the difference between a $100 bottle of wine and a $10 bottle.
Speaking of which, I wouldn't even want to fathom spending $100 on a bottle of wine. Let alone $50.
I can barely make simple decisions, let alone decide who I will wake up to every morning until I die.
How are these people calling wedding planners when I can barely call the bank without panicking?
Speaking of money, where is that "just got out of college and I'm really broke phase"?
When I get an email regarding FAFSA, I automatically forward it to my mom.
I literally watched The Princess Diaries last week because I'm still a child.
I also knew all of the words and cried with Michael kissed Mia.
Life partner...I don't even know what I'm doing for the rest of my life.
I still think sleeping until noon on a Saturday is perfectly okay. It's not just a teenage phase, it's my life.
I nap. A lot.
Cooking for a family? Yeah, I still think peanut butter and jelly is a solid meal.
I occasionally take those Facebook quizzes to determine the initials of my future husband. That's true love.
People are getting engaged and I can barely get a boy to text me back.
I also misinterpret those "ok" versus "okay" texts from boys.
Speaking of boys, I get annoyed with them so easily that I really cannot imagine being with one of them for the next 60 years.
Sometimes, if I send a text to someone but I don't want to see their response, I'll block their texts from coming for an hour so I never get the text.
I really don't understand how people are planning on getting married/getting a place together because I can barely pack my clothes for school every year without freaking out.
I still watch trashy MTV shows.
Going to a doctor's appointment by myself is the most adult thing I've done all week. Not exactly getting a marriage license.