I am 99.999% sure that I am not the only one thinking this right now...and no I'm not just saying that because I am a Seahawks fan! I'm sure I am speaking for a lot of people when I say Tom Brady is a very self centered human being! I would rather do these 30 things than watch the Patriots win another Super Bowl.
1. Drink bleach
2. Cook dinner...I don't even cook!
3. Do laundryÂ
4. ExerciseÂ
5. Clean the houseÂ
6. Car shoppingÂ
7. Be broke
8. Stab myselfÂ
9. Go to jail
10. Eat a ton of food
11. Stick my hand on a hot stoveÂ
12. Give birthÂ
13. Get punched in the faceÂ
14. Watch paint dryÂ
15. Break my leg
16. Read a book
17. Organize my closetÂ
18. Make house made out of cards
19. Go to a museumÂ
20. Write a love letterÂ
21. Dance around my room all aloneÂ
22. Throw myself in a snowbank in shorts and a tank top
23. Contemplate my life choices
24. Learn a new languageÂ
25. Go to a libraryÂ
26. Sit threw a 5 hour play!
27. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I would actually sit and stare at a wall!Â
28. Play Fortnite
29. Go back to high school
30. Get along with my brother...that's not easy to doÂ
