Oh Jimmy,

Where do I begin? Do I start with the fact that I would marry you in a heartbeat, if you weren’t already happily married with two children and one more on the way? Or do I start by saying you might be the only person on the planet who can make me laugh until I cry?

You’ve been there for me through my ups and downs. In fact, you might very well be the only person I can depend on. I know that even if there’s a severe storm warning in effect, your face will still appear on my TV screen at 10:35 central time every night. In fact I am grateful for just how much stability you add to my life.

You’re a strong individual. You don’t let life get in the way of anything. Even when life comes banging on the door threatening to take your finger, you still come to work with a smile on your face. I mean just look at him, he’s probably in severe pain, and he still manages to look happier than a small child at Disneyland.

You’re good looking. But you’re the kind of good looking that won't overwhelm me and make me break out into hives. Instead, you’re approachable. Approachable is a great quality, and you, my friend, possess it. In fact you have taught me to not have high expectations, and I have since learned to not shoot for the Bradley Coopers in the world, but instead the Jimmy Fallons.

You're ridiculously funny. You make my stomach hurt, you make my cheeks hurt, and at times I feel my chest tighten up. Is that healthy? No, probably not. But I do it for Jimmy. And did I mention that when you tell a joke, you look good while doing it. I mean this picture says it all.

Can we also talk about the fact that you're such a grateful individual? You literally write thank you letters like there going out of style. I mean if you wanted to write me a thank you letter, I wouldn't be opposed. So thank you, for always saying thank you.

Jimmy, I don't think you yourself realize just how truly gifted you are. You possess all the qualities in a man that every single woman on this planet is looking for. You're funny, you're approachable, you're hard working, and you're strong. And to top it off, you dress to impress. You rock that three-piece suit every night, and you wear it with confidence. There will never be a way to truly thank you for all that you do for me and the rest of the population, so this article will have to suffice.

Just know Jimmy, that if there ever comes a time where you need a babysitter, I will forget about the fact that I don't like kids (only because they remind me of gremlins), and I would happily babysit for you.

So Jimmy, whatever you do in life, just know that I'll always be there to support you. And keep doing you because there's nobody else who can do it better.