If you're like me and have a cat, you will know right off the bat that you don't own the cat. That cat owns YOU. You are whipped by it but you LOVE it. Literally, you will die for your furbaby. That being said, here are 20 things that all "cat-owners" know to be true…
In the mornings, you don’t need an alarm clock since your cat with meow and sit on you until you wake up to feed it
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All he wants is to eat.
Your cat will never want to cuddle when you want to cuddle.
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Consequently, you will be three seconds away from getting up when your cat decides to plop down in your lap. And then you're stuck with the debate "do I get up or do I sit here since he finally wants to love me?"
You’re used to them rubbing up to your legs when you’re making food.
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You’ve accidentally tripped over your cat and then spent the rest of the day feeling awful about it
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Your camera roll is 90% pictures of your cat
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Need more proof? All these pictures are from my camera roll.
Cleaning the litter box is the worst
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Who know something so small can make something so gross?
You will never underestimate the power of strings, lasers, or small things that move ever again
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Anything is a plaything for your cat.
At night, your cat gets first dibs on what part of the bed he sleeps on
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... And it will always be smack dab in the middle so you just adapt because he's your baby and you will do anything for him. Even if it means sleeping in a ball at the end of your own bed.
You catch yourself having conversations with your cat which in hindsight, can sound a bit crazy
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You fully accept your status as a crazy cat lady
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Your cat will get into the strangest situations and then you have to deal with it
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You just learn not to question it anymore.
That moment of dread when your cat is slowly placing is paw on your boob and you just brace yourself for the weight that’s about to come
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Ya'll know what I'm talking about.
You’ve lifted your cat up, Lion King style, on multiple occasions. And he always hates it.
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Your cat rules the house.
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He is the king and we are just his lowly servants.
You always feel slightly judged by your cat
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"Stupid human" — your cat, probably.
When you pick up your cat and he makes the little “mew” sound and your heart just melts a little bit
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You will randomly find little ~ahem~ gifts from your cat
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Includes but not limited to: dead rodents, dead birds, hairballs, dead plants because he ate them, a toilet paper mess because he was playing with the roll, etc. — You get the idea.
If and when your cat hisses you wonder how you acquired the actual spawn of Satan
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The face of an angel but the attitude of the devil.
It’s all fun and games until they whip out their talon-like claws
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You never considered yourself a cat person until you found your furbaby
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Your cat is the best cat in the world!
