The Official At-Home Spring Break Drinking Game

No hot plans to go to the beach this spring break? Not a problem. There is plenty of entertainment to be found in your own home. You may be thinking, “All there is to do is watch Netflix.” While you’re not completely wrong, if you think outside the box, there are ways to make your own fun. If you are of legal drinking age and camped out on the couch with nothing to do, here is the drinking game that will have all your friends in the Bahamas wishing they had stayed home too.

Take one sip when:

You find your clothes hidden in your sibling’s closet.

Your mom tries to make you clean around the house.

A teacher emails you about an assignment due Monday after break.

A teacher emails you about anything really.

Your friend posts a picture somewhere more tropical than your backyard.

You're woken up before noon.

A family feud breaks out.

Take two sips when:

A parent asks about your grades.

Anyone says the word "midterms."

A relative inquires about your love life (take two more if the answer is "single").

You run into a high school friend you don’t want to talk to.

Your parents complain about tuition.

Finish your drink if:

Your family forgets you’re there.

You run into or get a text from your high-school ex.

You finish a series on Netflix.

You’re not ready to get back to classes and responsibilities.