It's the new year. Here's what goes through everyone's minds when the new year hits.
1) NEW YEAR!! NEW ME!!Giphy
Wooooo!!! The motivation of the new year is in full swing. It is, obviously, the perfect time to COMPLETELY TRANSFORM YOUR LIFE.
2. I have kept my resolution going for a full day!Giphy
I am amazing. Nothing can stop me. I am on freaking fire! I have kept up my resolution to eat healthy for a full 24 hours.
3. It has been a week!Giphy
Oh yeah! I have been knitting every day for a week. Everyone who gives up on their resolutions are weak. I am strong. I have the mind of a champion. I will obviously conquer my goals.
4. I can have a cheat day.Giphy
I have gone to the gym for a full week. I can take a day off. You know, it's not good to exercise for more than a week straight. I could get hurt. This cheat day is really to help myself get stronger...
5. This resolution was a lot harder than I thought.Giphy
Who in their right mind has time to eat healthy and go to the gym every day? Losing 5 pounds be damned.
6. Why did I make this resolution?Giphy
I know that I am incapable of saving $1000 each month. Why would I decide to never spend money on going out or shopping? You only live once, and now I'm boring. What is wrong with me?! Why would I make such a restricting resolution?
7. Since my resolution was dumb, I'm allowed to not completely follow it.Giphy
Well no one can teach themselves to sew a quilt. I never actually wanted to do that. So I'm allowed to take a little break. I don't have to work on my project every day.
8. Actually, on second thought, I think I'm just going to be done with this resolution all together.Giphy
No one roller skates in this day and age anyway. It's not really worth my time. Life gets in the way. I should just spend it watching Netflix and spending time with friends and family.
9. What do I do with all the things I bought to help me with my resolution?Giphy
What do I do with all these cookbooks that I bought to learn how to cook? I no longer have any interest to learn how to cook. I'll just stick them at the bottom of my closet because maybe one day I will want to learn how to cook.
10. Well there's always next year.Giphy
At this point, the end of January is approaching fast. I'll just wait until next year to run a marathon. Marathons are overrated anyway.
New year's resolutions are overrated anyway. Good luck in the new year!