Oh Muhlenberg Dining Hall,

you have come to know me well.

Your food is rated number 16 by Princeton Review.

Which is grand!!

Parents know that their child will NOT starve, nor be deprived.

And the fact that our dinning hall looks like Hogwarts is only another great pro.

The Berg Dining, will always treat you well.

But sometimes, the food is hard to digest.

Now, it always tastes good.

Don't get me wrong.

It's consistently real food and the dinning hall never lets me down.

The cookies, they are always there, which is both a blessing and a curse.

The good ones are chewy and gooey.

Oh, they are so good.

The chocolate literally melts in your mouth.

Good luck trying to not eat those!

You can just grab them and go!!

While the desserts never disappoint.

The lunches and dinners, continuously hit the spot.

Between mac and cheese bar, where you can literally make your own mac and cheese.

And Oh! Oh! Pizza Rustica!!

You can't miss any of these favorites.

You would only understand if you have ever had these meals,

but right after your stomach may squeal.

Yikes! But they are just so gosh darn good.

And always worth it.

Don't forget to check the Nosh for Hidden treasures,

or even any other place you can find different little surprises.

There is always a surprise when you walk into the dining hall.

The Wildfire Grille is eternally a solid choice

to provide your with endless french fries and tatter totes.

Oh and I can't forget about Mule express!

All the times, I've run to you to grab my hot food and go.

Pasta Monday, you are the best,

but sometimes my intestines don't like you very much.

And the pretzel sticks on mac and cheese Tuesday,

oh I can't forget those.

They are a classic.

And of course, you end the week with Wokabilities.

This is a staple in the Muhlenberg diet.

I don't know what we would do without it.

You see, this could go on, but I'm gonna leave the rest up for you to discover.