If you are a part of the elite and beautiful group who make up the student body at The University of Florida, then you are more than likely aware of an extremely special place here in Gainesville. This magical, wonderful, extraordinary place is  commonly known as Gumby's Pizza. Gumby's is special in a way that no other establishment is. It provides nurture, care, love, and Pokey Stix to every student it serves. 

What are Pokey Stix, you ask? Pokey Stix are pieces of cheesy bread hand-crafted by the Gods themselves. These Stix are accompanied by an endless variety of delightful dipping sauces, which have been scientifically proven to cure an epidemic that has rocked college campuses nationwide: the drunchies. I have never experienced the phenomenon of the drunk munchies, mostly due to my pristine set of life choices, but I have heard that it happens quite often within the college community.

In addition to helping students rid themselves of these horrid drunchies, Pokey Stix can provide emotional support that no one else can. They will, without a doubt, turn your frown upside down. If you are going through romantic speed bumps, or are just generally upset about what you have decided to do with your night, Pokey Stix will soothe your worries. The magic cheese bread will melt your sadness away faster than an FSU student solving a basic math problem -- give or take 45 to 50 minutes. 

I have never actually been inside of Gumby's Pizza, mostly resorting to the beautiful invention of delivery, but I am assuming that it is located at the end of a rainbow. I am also assuming that unicorns are responsible for the making of the Pokey Stix.  

In conclusion, if you are one of the few who have not tasted this beautiful creation that is Pokey Stix, I strongly suggest calling (352) 374-8629, as soon as possible. I love you, Gumby's. Don't ever change --  unless you move your restaurant next to my dorm.