There's no way to really describe the feeling of gratification from popping bubble wrap--making sure we get every. last.bubble. No man left behind. Yes, it's weird but c'mon...don't act like you don't love the feeling. Although we encounter these things all the time, it's actually hard to sit down and make a list off the cuff. However, I have done my best to do so for your enjoyment, and I know that you can relate--because these things are just so darn satisfying.
1. Opening right to the page you needed
2. Having exact change
3. The sound the vacuum makes when it picks dirt up
4. Waking up minutes before your alarm
5. When you pour soda from a can and it fits perfectly into the cup
6. Peeling the plastic off new stuff
7. Waking up and realizing you have 3 more hours to sleep
8. When your new pen writes smoothly on paper
9. Typing with long nails
10. The smell of your clean laundry
11. Peeling the seal off of a bottle
12. Watching the milk mix into the coffee
13. When the squigglys from a spiral notebook rip off in one swoop
14. When the shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time
15. Squeezing a new tube of toothpaste
16. The way your legs feel after using a new razor
17. Crawling into a bed full of clean sheets
18. Peeling a command hook off the wall
19. Trying on a pair of jeans and having them fit like a glove
20. When you have just enough milk for your cereal
21. Stopping the microwave a millisecond before it beeps
22. When your nail polish peels off your nail in a whole piece
And of course...
