It's called the happiest place on Earth for a reason. For the people like me--who never quite grew up, and are still Disney freaks. This one's for you.
1. You've been to Disney at least twenty times.
Every trip was better than the last.
2. "You're going to Disney World again?"
People will question why you continue to go to the same vacation spot every year. They just don't understand. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
3. You'll never be too old to go back to Disney World.
It's still just as magical as it was when you were three years old. It always has, it always will be.
4. You laugh slightly as you watch people take the maps as they walk into the park.
You know exactly where you're going. Tomorrowland? To the right. Frontierland? To the left. Those amateurs.
5. You know which rides are worth the wait and which aren't.
Seriously, why does anyone wait over two hours for the Peter Pan ride that lasts less than two minutes? You spend your time much more wisely and make the most of your day.
6. It's kind of embarrassing, but you know the pre-recorded intros to the rides.
"Howdy Partners! For your safety remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the train and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats or glasses, best you remove 'em, cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!"
7. You're better at planning out your fastpasses than your actual life.
You're bad at scheduling-- except when you know you have a fastpass or a reservation at a restaurant. That's when your time management is at its peak performance.
8. You know the best time to get on the rides quickly is during the fireworks shows.
Honestly, you've seen the show plenty of times anyway. You take advantage of the short wait times (except the Peter Pan ride, it's really just always crowded).
9. Okay... the fireworks show is kinda great.
I still get the feels every time. Judge me.
10. You know exactly where to go eat.
You have favorite spots and restaurants in every park. And you stick exclusively to them. It just works.
11. You know you'll never really change.
Peter Pan said it best-- never grow up. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be a kid forever.
Here's to twenty more Disney trips.
