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Your Night Out Explained By 'Bridesmaids'

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Your Night Out Explained By 'Bridesmaids'
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Partying. It's what college is all about (kind of).

Letting loose on the weekend is the perfect de-stresser from our tough schedules. It's a chance to let everything go and just have fun. While going out for most typically ends well, sometimes it ends up with some things that can't be explained. We've all been there before, but if you "don't remember," here's how your night probably went.


You made sure to grease it up before the festivities started.

You started the night off by pre-gaming the pre-game while you got ready.

Your friends showed up and the pregame was officially L I T.

You passed out a round of shots and gave a lame toast.

You got ready for the Uber, juices were flowing, and you were feeling it.

You tried to keep your cool while in a moving vehicle.

You showed up to the bar and were shocked by the amount of people already there.

You scanned the line looking for your potential hubby.

You ran to the bathroom because you forgot you broke the seal at the pregame.

You waited 20 minutes and barely made it.

You said screw it and went into a stall that didn't lock.

You saw a total hottie by the bathrooms and went for it.

His "girlfriend" approached you and told you he was a no-go.

You decided you weren't drunk enough to deal with that and needed a drink pronto.

You didn't want to spend money so you tried to work your ways.

Some guy bought you a drink and you didn't think twice.

You let loose and got your groove on.

You saw your friend getting hit on and saved her from a not cool dude by calling her your girlfriend.

You were happy you reunited with your friend and stuck with each other for the rest of the night.

You found the whole group and had fun until the bar closed.

You walked by security as sober as you could.

You waited for the Uber while your friend heaved.

You gave your friend a pep talk before you got into the Uber.

You arrived home and tried to prove to your friends that you weren't that drunk.

You whipped up some drunk food.

You hit the spins and passed out.

You woke up the next morning and wondered why you felt like shit.

Your mems from the night come back to you and you ask yourself why you do the things you do.

You cry to compensate your bad choices.

You are back on your bullshit.

Okay so maybe this isn't the exact narrative of one of your nights out, but I'm confident it's somewhere close. No matter how your nights out end up, the memories are priceless. So word of advice for all college students: keep chugging along.
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