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A College Night Out With Spongebob Squarepants

It's time to bring it around town.

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A College Night Out With Spongebob Squarepants

When you realize it's finally the weekend,

but you need to force yourself to take a nap before going out.


Your friends call to ask what's the plan for the night,

And you know just where to go.

Now it's time to get ready.

There's always that one friend who always knows what they're wearing.

Finally ready:

It's time to turn up as fast as you can,

But you also have to snap the perfect picture.

The Uber calls to say they're outside.

One more shot before you go.

How you think you look going out to the Uber.

How you really look.

But now you're on the way to the bar.

Trying to pay the cover charge when you get there.

You're in and it's time to break out the moves.

and avoid that one girl with all the drama.

You just saw your crush.

They made eye contact and they're coming up to you.

You have to show off a little bit

But your favorite song came on and now you have to jump on the dance floor.

Wait a second, who's that talking to my crush?

You decide to leave but only because you want to stop to get pizza.

You finally make it home and try to get into bed,

But then you remember your leftovers.

Class the next morning comes too soon,

And the hangover begins to set in.

Before you know it, it's time to do it all over again.

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