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15 Times 'New Girl' Perfectly Explained A Night Out

Pre, during, and post drunken rituals.

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15 Times 'New Girl' Perfectly Explained A Night Out
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We all have certain habits and behaviors that we display before, during, and after a night out. And eventually, those behaviors basically turn into accidental rituals. With that said, here's what your typical night out looks, as told by New Girl:

1. The hype in the group message with your squad before you meet up..


2. The 'I am NOT throwing up tonight' promise you make to yourself while getting ready.


3. But then you remember you're drinking bottom shelf liquor.


4. The friend that takes forever to get ready is FINALLY finished and the fun can begin.


5. When your bestie says she can't take the shot you just poured at the pregame but you make her take it anyways because that's what friends are for.


6. "THE UBER IS TWO MINUTES AWAY."


7. Your Uber driver after he hands you and your girls the AUX when Taylor Swift is finally back on Spotify.


8. FINALLY making it to the bar. Even though you're only half-alive.

9. Those extremely necessary moments of bonding with total strangers in the bar bathroom.

10. When you're confronted about how many vodka crans you've killed.


11. That defining moment when everyone realizes it's time to start heading home.


12. And then there's the morning recap...

13. "Okay, be honest. How bad was I last night?"

14. "I swore I wasn't gonna throw up. I'm not gonna–Oh my God."


15. "I'm never drinking again. Well, at least not for a few days.."



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