No matter what your GDI friends say, no Illini collegiate career is complete without a night at Kam's. It is a classic, and like many classics, it takes a certain mindset to fully appreciate everything it has to offer. In the case of this inglorious bar, that mindset is being drunk. Very, very drunk. How that night goes is really up to you and the number of Blue Guys you consume, but here's our interpretation through a series of gifs.

1.) So you decided to go to the Illini classic, Kam's.

2.) First step, pregame.

3.) No, really pregame.

4.) You go to that sketchy ATM outside because you need cash to spend on even more drinks.

5.) There's a little bit of a line. Whatever, you walk in ahead of everyone.

6.) That smell though.

7.) You pay your cover (or you don't, whatever) and walk inside.

8.) Boom there's the bar.

9.) You and your friends hand all your cash to one person, because its the most efficient way to get drinks at the crowded bar.

10.) Or if you are that person, you get handed a wad of cash.

11.) EIGHT BLUE GUYS PLEASE!

12.) You get your drink.

13.) Immediately ice out that drink.

14.) Slip on the puddles of what was once ice in the drinks of your fellow patrons.

15.) Then you stick to the floor.

16.) Time to go out to the patio because it's ungodly hot in the bar.

17.) And of course, get your picture in front of the murals on the brick wall.

18.) Well, now that that is out of the way, it's time to get on the dance floor.

19.) Which is really more like a mosh pit.

20.) More drinks, this is a serious night for you.

21.) Time for a lap around the bar.

22.) Oh hey, there's that person you know from your class!

23.) "OMG it's so great to see you!"

24.) And you quickly move on from that.

25.) Go with your friend to the bathroom.

26.) Experience a whole new level of gross.

27.) Continue your lap around the bar.

28.) Repeat numbers 9-27 until fully quenched.

29.) Stumble home to drunk food and bed.