17 Ways College Girls Will Almost Certainly Use The New Pinching Hand Emoji
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17 Ways College Girls Will Almost Certainly Use The New Pinching Hand Emoji

This emoji will forever change the college girl group chat

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The newest set of emojis for the iPhone were just released and there were some pretty awesome ones. There are a ton of amazing options for those with handicaps But on top of all of that amazingness and innovation comes one emoji that will change the world in a different way.

THE PINCHING HAND EMOJI.

Yes, you read that right, they actually made an emoji of a pinching hand. I don't know if this genius or pure stupidity yet. But I can assure you that as a college girl I am going to LOVE it. But for the college boys or really any guy in general this emoji may ruin their lives.

Now they can virtually pinch your butt as well as pinch it in real life, double whammy.

But for girls there are way better things to use it for:

Describing how much water we actually drink today

Describing how much money you have left in your bank account

Describing how much you actually knew on your test

Describing how much cranberry you want in your vodka cranberry

When you're lying about much coffee you've had to today

Talking about Chad with the giant pick up, who always sends you 'pictures'

Describing how much you actually want to go out Friday night

Describing the size of 'IT'

To send to that annoying tinder match who keeps sending you AWFUL pick up lines

 Add to the contact of all those frat boys who text you at 2 am with the 'U Up'

 Once again send to the annoying kid in your class who keeps sending creepy messages to you

 Lying about how hot you think Zac Efron as Ted Bundy is

Yes, we all know that he is a VERY bad guy, which is why we're lying

 Describing how much you actually like Sarah from KD

 When describing how much lettuce you actually want in your salad

 Describing how much gas you currently have left in your tank

 Talking about how great that frat party really was

 To ruin the life of every guy that you know

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