Napoleon Dynamite Lines To Quote Forever
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Napoleon Dynamite Lines To Quote Forever

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Napoleon Dynamite Lines To Quote Forever
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I don't care that this movie came out in 2004, it's still quotable.

On your fashion choices:

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On voting:

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On Ligers:

“It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

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On wooing your crush:

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On college:

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On promoting positive body image:

“I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”

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On chapstick:

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On meeting your soulmate:

“LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.”

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On jealousy:

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On Tinder or any other dating platform:

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On picky eating:

“Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!”

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On personal skills:

"Nunchuck skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"

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On your vows:

“Sure the world wide web is great but you, you make my salivate. Yes, I love technology but not as much as you, you see. But I STILL love technology. Always and forever.”

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