Seriously just go on face book and search #TFM or go on Total Frat Move's website. TFM's can be hilarious though also offensive so be ready and heads up NSFW.
1. Losing the fight, but winning the lawsuit. TFM.
2. Buying jerseys based on a player’s drinking and fighting abilities. TFM.
3. Hosting a viewing party for your own sex tape. TFM.
4. Asking for a blood test instead of a breathalyzer to buy yourself more time. TFM.
5. The Virginia state flag showing some casual nipple. TFM.
6. Having to explain your crude formal superlative to your date. TFM.
7. Just spent the last two hours debating the pros and cons of our judicial system, while passing a hefty bag around. I’m gonna love law school, and this new vaporizer. TFM.
8. Just puked on my scantron. TFM.
9. About to step up summer games; jager pong is in full effect. TFM.
10. Put Plan B in my expense report and labeled it as “presentation materials.” TFM.
11. A case of the Mondays is cured with a case of Natty. TFM.
12. Just made the decision to go to law school. Delaying responsibility for another three years. TFM.
13. I just played beerpong with McGruff ‘the Crime Dog’. TFM.
14. Was arrested for intoxicated pedestrian in the roadway. Bitched out the GDI cop, then incited a riot in jail. Came out of my blackout in solitary. TFM.
15. Going on an all weekend bender for America because I’m a fucking patriot. TFM.
16. I’m a political science major. TFM.
17. Always choosing red solo cups because the blue ones remind me of liberals. TFM.
18. Yes, there are guys in my chapter I don’t like. And yes, I will knock your ass out if you talk shit about them. TFM.
19.German guy at the bar challenged me, asking how many World Cups we’ve won. I responded, “How many World Wars have you won?” TFM.
20. Protecting her like she’s America, and invading her like she’s Iraq. TFM.
21. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear. Beer before liquor, you’re in the clear. TFM.
22. Having a Nintendo 64 hooked up to the 70″ flat screen. TFM.
23. Hoping your mom doesn’t watch the news during spring break. TFM.
24. I get a boner every time I read the Constitution. TFM.
25. Osama is dead. USA chant at the bar. TFM.
26. ΑΒΓΔΕΖΗΘΙΚΛΜΝΞΟΠΡΣΤΥΦΧΨΩ, sir. TFM.
27. Drove drunk yesterday and hit a tree. Walked away with a par. TFM. (Golf joke)
28. 8 a.m. bloody marys so you can beat the hangover by the hair of the dog. TFM.
