The Most Exciting And Ridiculous New "Smart" Products On The Rise

The Most Exciting And Ridiculous New "Smart" Products On The Rise

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With technology reaching new levels every day, there has been a recent surge in "smart" devices: interactive products that process data and provide intelligent information to users. While many companies creating these products hope to be the "World's first smart ____", some devices fall so short it can feel embarrassing to be part of a society that would actually waste money on them.

In my opinion, there are three main goals that every company should have when creating a new "smart" device. The first goal is that the product should be easy to use and should make consumers' lives significantly more convenient. Second, it should be useful, helpful, or provide benefits that consumers did not have prior to buying the product. And lastly, it should be creative and innovative in a way that makes us understand and think more deeply about an idea or way of living (for example: nutrition, exercise, physical safety).

Based on my rating scale of convenience, usefulness, and creativity, the following is a list of 13 new and rising, or recently funded "Smart" products, rated in order from completely unnecessary to our everyday lives to potentially profitable and successful.


12. Click Stick: The world's first smart deodorant dispenser.


What it claims to be: According to its site, "ClickStick is an innovative IP-protected dispensing technology that can be applied to personal care, cosmetic and medical products."

What it really is: Other than it being eco-friendly, I see absolutely zero need for this product in our lives. Applying deodorant is not some difficult task that people need assistance with. In terms of convenience, it would take more effort to purchase and set up this product than it would to just put on your deodorant the way you have been your entire life. The only use I see is the product's ability to evenly dispense the same amount of deodorant each time (so you don't put on too much or too little). However, I really don't think it is that difficult to figure out how much to put on.

Convenience - 0.

Usefulness - 4.

Creativity - 0.

Rating: 4/30.

11. CH4: The world's first smart FART DETECTOR(!!!).

What it claims to be: According to its Kickstarter page, "CH4 is a wearable device that you can put in your pocket or attach to your belt and it helps you to reduce your gases."

What it really is: The product does exactly what it claims to, but if you have a serious gas problem, you should probably be seeking help from a doctor rather than a smart gadget.

Convenience - 4.

Usefulness - 4.

Creativity - 3.

Rating: 11/30.

10. Countertop: The world's first smart kitchen.


What it claims to be: According to its site, "Countertop is an amazing new system that helps you eat better and get the most out of your kitchen."

What it really is: A small board that is wirelessly connected to clips which attach to your kitchen appliances (although right now it can only attach to two very specific appliance brands). The board also connects to an app that tracks your food and basically gives you the same cooking and recipe information as a quick Google search would.

Convenience - 3.

Usefulness - 5.

Creativity - 5.

Rating: 13/30.

9. Way: The world's first smart skincare.


What it claims to be: According to its site, "WAY is a personal skincare companion, which collects real time data from your skin and the environment, and provides practical skincare and beauty tips on your smartphone."

What it really is: While the promotional video seems a little ahead of our time and might make you feel a bit uneasy, the product does have many benefits and the potential to revolutionize the way we treat and care for our skin. The only thing I see lacking is proven test results on the improvement of ones skin after using the product.

Convenience - 7.

Usefulness - 7.

Creativity - 5.

Rating: 19/30.

8. Smarty Pans: The world's first smart cooking pan.


What it claims to be: According to its site, "SmartyPans is a smart cooking pan that monitors weight of ingredients, temperature, and humidity and transfers it to a smartphone app in real time. The app uses this information to give you tailored step-by-step cooking instructions based on your cooking environment."

What it really is: A cooking pan that nearly cooks for you! Woo!

Convenience - 8.

Usefulness - 7.

Creativity - 6.

Rating: 21/30.

7. Hum: The worlds first smart vibrator.

What it claims to be: Though the website is currently under construction, this daily dot review explains, "Hum is a smart vibrator in the ultimate sense of the word: it learns what your body likes, and it responds accordingly, delivering varying frequencies of vibrations in response to how much pressure is exerted... Hum responds to its user's movements to provide a unique sexual experience that mimics what it's like to be with an actual human partner."

What it really is: The future of artificially intelligent sex toys.

Convenience - 8.

Usefulness - 9.

Creativity - 5.

Rating: 22/30.

6. HexoSkin: The world's first smart shirt.

What it claims to be: According to its site, "Hexoskin gives you insights about your physical training, sleep, and personal daily activities....Hexoskin's biometric shirt is a portable lab that monitors cardiac, respiratory, and activity data."

What it really is: A workout shirt with sensors that measure your health and how your workout is going.

Convenience - 8.

Usefulness - 9.

Creativity - 8.

Rating: 25/30.

5. EvaDrop: The world's first smart shower.


What it claims to be: According to its site, "Eva is a smart shower device that saves up to 50% of your water usage, while maintaining an enjoyable shower experience. Features include: a setting that shuts off water flow, prior to you entering the shower, when a desired temperature is reached; a unique sensor system that adjusts the water flow based off your needs, and a timer that notifies you when you are taking too long of a shower."

What it really is: A great way to help the environment and conserve water.

Convenience - 8.

Usefulness - 10.

Creativity - 8.

Rating: 26/30.

4. Hapi: The world's first smart fork.

What it claims to be: According to its site, "The HAPIfork, powered by Slow Control, is an electronic fork that helps you monitor and track your eating habits. It also alerts you with the help of indicator lights and gentle vibrations when you are eating too fast."

What it really is: A fork to help people eat slowly, resulting in less food intake, and possible weight loss. I would suggest a remodeling that involves a spoon on the other side of the handle, but regardless, the product is pretty cool.

Convenience - 9.

Usefulness - 9.

Creativity - 8.

Rating: 26/30.

3. VitalHerd: The world's first smart meat.

What it claims to be: According to its site, "A better, more productive approach to animal health, nutrition, and well-being management needs to happen. Vital Herd™ is making it happen."

What it really is: An intelligent system that greatly benefits the health of both farm animals and meat product consumers through its diligent monitoring of each individual animal to improve dairy and beef production.

Convenience - 9.

Usefulness - 10.

Creativity - 9.

Rating: 27/30.

2. SmartMat: The world's first smart yoga mat.

What it claims to be: According to its site, "...we built SmartMat to be unique to its owner. The first time you use your SmartMat, it will take you through a series of movements to calibrate your body shape, size and personal limitations. This Personal Profile information is stored in your SmartMat App, and will help SmartMat detect when you're out of alignment or balance. Over time, it will automatically evolve with updated data, as you improve your Yoga practice."

What it really is: The best solution for people who want to master yoga and perfect their positions, but can't afford a personal yoga trainer or small classes.

Convenience - 9.

Usefulness - 10.

Creativity - 9.

Rating: 28/30.

1. LifeBeam The world's first smart helmet.

What it claims to be: According to its site:

"The LifeBEAM smart helmet is the first helmet in the world that senses your body while you ride. This revolutionary piece of wearable technology monitors your heart rate, counts your calories, gives you an accurate analysis of your performance, and protects your head.

Initially developed by LifeBEAM to monitor the vital signs of pilots and astronauts, the LifeBEAM helmet was only recently introduced to the rest of the world as a wearable fitness device. With the LifeBEAM smart helmet, you can monitor your vital signs and performance with aerospace accuracy."

What it really is: This product is without a doubt, the safest and most useful helmet for all kinds of bikers.

Convenience - 10.

Usefulness - 10.

Creativity - 9.

Rating: 29/30.

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18 Ways The Disney College Program Destroys You

"I can only hope we never lose sight of one thing, that it was all started by a mouse" - Walt Disney
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The Disney College Program, three little words that may or may not forever change your perspective of the world. Working for Disney has been my dream since I was a little kid. That’s all I ever wanted to do with my life-- to become a part of the magic. It wasn’t just because it’s Disney World, the most magical place on Earth. It's because I truly admire everything that this company stands for. Disney is all about bringing families and friends together, creating memories that will last a lifetime and sprinkling a little pixie dust over this magical place that I’ve called home for eleven months. I knew all of this when I received that “Congratulations!” email. Excitement rushed through my veins . The world of possibilities had finally opened its door for me. What I didn’t know, was what those possibilities truly meant, until post DCP depression kicked in. It's a real thing my friends.

1. You are always going to be an extremely friendly and approachable person.

No matter where you are or who you are talking to, you can't help to smile. You always carry a welcoming vibe with you, no matter what situation you are placed in. Working for Disney taught you how to have the patience of a Saint when it comes to dealing with people. You learned that the best way to communicate is listening to everyone with an open mind, even if they’re screaming in your face about Test Track being out of FastPasses.

2. You are constantly finding hidden Mickeys in the real world.

Admit it, your mind creates hidden Mickeys out of almost every random three circle formation. You can’t help it. You have Disney on your mind all the time.

3. You are FULL of Disney Park fun facts.

Did you know that there are 11,324 triangles that make up Spaceship Earth?!

You love sharing your vast pool of knowledge of random Disney Park fun facts. Sometimes even when people don't care about it, you just have to talk about all the things you learned as a CP.

4. You also may speak ride spiel.

“We're not gonna make it, we're not gonna make it"- Dinosaur at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

When you work for Disney, you live and breath Disney. You couldn't even count how many times you've been to the park, even just to hub grass and chill or ride the People Mover four times in a row. Those spiels were a part of your everyday life. You know when you are riding Hunted Mansion with a boatload of cast members when everyone in the stretch room whispers, "I am your host, your ghost host". Going to the park almost every day is a part of CP culture. Accidentally referring to ride spells still sometimes slips into your daily conversation. Did you really do the college program if you don't know at least one ride spiel?

5. You constantly feel the need to get down the small child's level and talk to them about their favorite Disney characters.

"Hi Princess! My, you look dashing today, what Kingdom did you travel from?!"

What you would do to get back to the days when you were paid to sit on the ground to talk to a child dressed up as Cinderella. You see a child at your real world job and you feel the need to ask them about the about their favorite Disney movie. You catch yourself accidentally referring to people as princess in the real world, but it instated of the magic it used to produce, they look at you like you’re a crazy person. *sigh*

6. If your friends hear you say, ”So this one time in Disney…" one more time they may punch you in the face.

OMG-- this reminds me of this one time in Disney when...*insert story of an amazing day you and your Disney fam had here.*

You can’t help it, every single day was filled with an adventure during your CP. You want to share your stories with everyone you encounter. It's like word vomit. The second something reminds you of your CP there is no stopping you. Your friends back home may either get really annoyed or end up learning everything you did when you had free access to Disney World.

7. Boy do you miss the days when Mondays were happy.

"We love you Mondays, we do."

For some who were into the social scene, you blankly gaze out your window on a Monday night wondering what county you would have been playing at Son On The Beach. You watch your remaining CP friends' Snapchat stories and think to yourself, "Anzacs VS. Gayllerie!? Ugh, must have been a good game." You miss the days when your only struggle was to make it out of work on time to get to Happy Mondays. Your friends back home wonder how you are so freakishly good at flip cup. It’s a CP thing.

8. 90% of your best friends are long distance.

Skype dates are essential.

You created bonds with people from all over the world during your CP. You celebrated holidays with these people. You spent every single day with them during your time in Florida. Your program would never be as magical if it wasn't for the amazing people you met here. Some of these people turn into your life long best friends-- even if they currently reside 12 hours ahead of you. There isn't a day that goes by that you don’t think about you CP BFFs. When they say you will meet the most amazing people you will ever interact with working for Disney, they were not kidding. These people are even more than friends to you, they are family. If it means staying up till 2AM to Skype with your old roommate, who now lives on the other side of the world, it doesn't even cross your mind how late it is. Catching up with them is always worth it.

9. You probably have roughly 500 "I'm Celebrating" buttons.

"Happy squad-iversary!"

You found every excuse in the book to rock an "I'm Celebrating" button when you and your squad hit the parks. "I'm celebrating ERs" was a great one to sport when you got off work early. The button days were the special days. You could probably fill an entire cork board with all of the buttons you collected over your CP. Thank goodness for that, you'll have a tangible memory of those magical days for a lifetime.

10. The clock strikes 3:00PM and you know the Festival Of Fantasy Parade is strolling out of Frontier Land.

“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the time has come to take your places” -The Festival Of Fantasy Parade.

You continuously catch yourself looking at the clock around 3PM and feeling a little empty inside. To all the days before work when you watched that parade with your roommates, you were the greatest. You can always spot a cast member as “dreams that glow” blur down Main Street. They are usually the ones dancing along and singing as their favorite floats pass by. What you would do to relive those days.

11. You know a lot about the world and the people it's made up of.

I’d be real keen to learn about your culture over some Maccas, eh.

You know to never tell an Australian their accent sounds like a Kiwi's or visa-versa. You can spot the difference from miles away. You’ve learned the lads from down under are some of the funniest people you’ll ever interact with, and there are in fact, no kangaroos in New Zealand— just wallabies. You know that the people from Spain and Brazil are usually down for some fun and it's always a good time to kick back with your friends from France or The Netherlands. It's true that the Italians are loud and outspoken, in the best way possible. The people from Japan are simply the some of the sweetest. You meet so many people from all over the world and learn so much about their culture. You get more of a feel for all of the greatness the world is made up of than any textbook could ever explain.

12. You could draw a map of Magic Kingdom blindfolded.

“Nearest FastPass kiosk?!” “Down the pathway to the left!

Not only is Disney World your home, but you know every square inch of it. You could still probably give someone directions to the nearest quick service restaurant of your location, from wherever you are currently sitting in the world.

13. Applying for jobs? Disney always makes you stand out.

“Wow, you worked for Disney World? Tell me more about that!”

Your resume stands out among the thousands. Potential employers want to hear about your Disney College Program experience and you are over the moon to share. You tell them about the days where you immersed guests into the theme of your location and all of the magic you made. Working for the number one entertainment company is something to be proud of.

14. You are constantly checking airline prices to reunite with your roommates and get back to the place that started it all.

There is nothing better than reuniting with your Disney family. Your most visited web pages are airlines sites. You count the days where you can rule the parks again with your favorite people by your side. You can't help but to run to them in the middle of MCO with tears in your eyes and magic in your heart, ready to create even more memories together. You know you found forever friends in them, it's never goodbye— it's see ya real soon.

15. You have a strong emotional attachment to certain rides of shows.

"The best part is, you'll never run out of wishes"- Wishes Nighttime Spectacular.

There are some shows and rides that take you right back to the days where Walt Disney World was your usual hang out spot. Some of those shows have so much more meaning to you and the magic you made. You tend to get a little teary eyed watching them when you visit. Even when your CP is over, the magic lives on in your soul.

16. Disney is not just a vacation spot to you, it’s your home.

You feel at ease here. You may have even found who you are and who you aspire to be here. It’s a special place to you that holds so much magic. Going back feels familiar. You never feel like an outsider here. Walt Disney World really is your home and it welcomes you right back every time you return.

17. People who know you before your College Program say you've changed.

You're more outspoken, you are confident in yourself and you carry on with pride. Not to mention your work ethic and customer service skills are outstanding. You believe in things and the people around you. You believe in magic and that's all thanks to the Disney College Program.

18. It was the best 4 months - 1 year of your life and you would do anything to relive just one more day of being a CP.

"While no one knows for sure what we'll see or do. I do know it will be quite an adventure, an adventure that we'll take and make together. See you in the future"- Spaceship Earth.

If you were given the opportunity to put on those extreme high-waisted polyester grandpa pants and that florescent shirt that was probably eight sizes too big for you— you’d do it in a heartbeat. Despite the long hours and blazing sun, sometimes your life felt like a dream. Your time spent working for the mouse will forever be your most magical days, as the Disney College Program was the best opportunity of your entire life.

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4 Things To Do When You Don't Win The UVA Basketball Lottery

Better luck next time.

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Now that it is officially winter, it is time to cheer on Tony Bennett and the 'Hoos in one of UVA's favorite sports: basketball. While die-hard fans have attended nearly every UVA sports game leading up to basketball season to rake in Saber points, other people (like myself) have only gone to some games and have very few of these points. I was able to go to the first, less intense games with my minuscule amount of points, but now that the team has begun to play major ACC opponents, I am out of luck when it comes to scoring tickets. I am sure that I am not the only one who has had this issue as well. So, instead of being upset and watching the game through the Sanpchat stories of the friends who did get tickets, here is a list of activities that you can do while the game is going on.

1. Stream the game

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This is definitely the most basic solution to not getting tickets. Apps like ESPN can sometimes let you stream the game. However, if you do not have a TV provider, you are probably unable to do this. If you can't stream the game but still really want to see it, see if someone you know is watching it and watch the game together. You could also go out with friends to a restaurant or sports bar around C'Ville since they probably have the game on one of their TV's.

2. Spend time with friends

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If you aren't able to watch the game on a device, you can spend some time hanging out with friends who could also not get tickets. When my roommate and I did not get tickets to the last basketball game, we played card games with some friends and watched the latest episode of The Bachelor and made it a night that was even better than if we had gone to the game.

3. Catch up on work

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Personally, I always have something that I need to do for a class or extracurricular. While I typically push the work off until later if it isn't very important, I could be finishing that work during the time that I would have spent at the game. Although this may not be the most fun way to spend your time, it is very productive and helps you in the long run.

4. Relax

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When you don't want to work or go anywhere, just stay home and have a relaxing night. Get in some comfy clothes, make some popcorn, and binge watch some TV or movies. School can cause you to build up stress, so having a relaxing night in would help to alleviate some of the stress and make you happier.

Although you may be bummed that you did not win tickets to the game, hopefully doing one of these things will help to take your mind off of it. Then, go to more games to get more Saber Points and try again for the next game. Hopefully, you will eventually get tickets and have an amazing time!

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