Feminism Win! This Brave Mom Breastfed Her Baby In Public While Shouting "Sleepover" Spoilers
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Feminism Win! This Brave Mom Breastfed Her Baby In Public While Shouting "Sleepover" Spoilers

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Feminism Win! This Brave Mom Breastfed Her Baby In Public While Shouting "Sleepover" Spoilers
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This Sunday, at approximately 4 p.m., shoppers of Maple Mill Mall were shocked and awed when local mom Jillian Simms began to breastfeed her baby in the food court as she screamed out spoilers for the 2004 tween comedy "Sleepover." "I don't understand what the big deal is," said Simms, who has been breastfeeding her eight-month-old son, Leo, since he was born. "Breastfeeding is natural. The most natural thing in the world. And if people haven't seen 'Sleepover' by now, they probably aren't going to."

Sources say that Simms began to breastfeed her baby at approximately 4:06 p.m. Almost immediately, she began yelling, "Alexa Vega wins the scavenger hunt but also wins the guy!" Said shopper Marty Twindle, "This is a wholesome town. I want to feel comfortable when I walk out of Spencer's Gifts with my bag of sex toys. Also, it's a bit misleading to say that Alexa Vega 'won' the guy in the end because no other characters were trying to win Steve's heart. If anything, her biggest enemy was a lack of belief in herself."

Simms continued to breastfeed for approximately ten minutes, while also revealing that homely side character Yancy finds love as well, Alexa Vega and her friends almost get busted by her mom after sneaking out of the house and Steve Carell has a sweet, unexpected role as a rent-a-cop.

Disgruntled passerby Laney Travis stated, "I just don't think it's appropriate to expose yourself in a public space. Especially when there are children around. There is a time and a place for every child to learn about the female anatomy and the killer twist where Sara Paxton and Evan Peters win the high school dance competition, and it's not at 4:16 p.m. just outside the Sur La Table."

At around 4:20 p.m. the mall security asked Simms to continue breastfeeding in the bathroom if needed. Simms got up and started acting aggressively toward the security guards. Though she apparently just kept screaming, "Brie Larson's bangs in 'Sleepover' are horrible!" which was neither a response to being asked to stop breastfeeding nor a spoiler, so it wasn't exactly clear how she felt about the ordeal.

A representative from Maple Mill Mall stated that in order to keep the peace among shoppers, they have set up a designated breastfeeding area so that mothers have a comfortable, private place to breastfeed. Similarly, a five hundred square foot soundproof chamber has been built in between the Auntie Anne's and Hot Topic, designated only for shoppers who wish to scream out "Sleepover" spoilers at the top of their lungs while patronizing the mall.

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