Ahhh Mondays... the bane of every college student's existence... and well not only them, but the bane of basically every person ever's existence. No one likes Mondays. The signal the end of relaxation and picking back up work, schoolwork, homework, coworkers, professors, and other stuff you just don't want to do. Mondays at colleges are filled with sad vibes and tired people, and there are a few common thoughts that almost all college students have.
1. Oh good my alarm is going off, just what I wanted to hear on Monday.
2. I feel dead inside.
3. Can I please just stay in bed?
4. Really? I have to do this again?
5. Do I really need this degree?
6. Okay yeah... I really do need this degree.
7. But do I really need this class for that degree?
8. Dang it... I really do need this class.
9. How much would I miss if I just stayed in bed?
10. Probably not too much...
11. Okay, I'd miss too much. I have to go.
12. I miss you bed.
13. I hate people.
14. Why does everyone walk so frEAKING SLOW.
15. Oh great, the professor I hate again.
16. Oh my God that was due today?
17. Wait no... due next week. Okay, we're good... we're good.
18. We're not good, but we can pretend we're good.
19. I'm so hungry.
20. How am I ever going to stay awake in this class?
21. Okay class is over, I did it. Now... just a few more classes to get through the day.
22. I have little patience for that one kid who never shuts up today.
23. I mean it's Monday, why couldn't they just give it a rest?
24. I have no idea what's going on.
25. Still super hungry.
26. Did that kid really just ask if there will be homework?
27. Looks like I found my new worst enemy.
28. We're getting our tests back today? I totally aced that.
29. ...Or maybe not.
30. I just want all this schoolwork to stop.
31. When will it end?
32. We're okay... it's okay.. we can get through this
33. NO WE CAN'T. WE SHOULD JUST DROP OUT.
34. I CAN'T DO THIS, WHAT JOBS CAN I GET WITHOUT A DEGREE?
35. JUST CALL ME SALLY MCBURGERFLIPPER.
36. Well... not that our weekly school emotional breakdown is over, let's get back on track.
37. Just one more class and then Dobby has no master, Dobby is free elf.
38. I'm. So. Freaking. Hungry.
39. Oh good a pop quiz...
40. I've literally never seen this stuff in my entire life.
41. Classes are finally over.
42. Thank you Jesus.
43. Did this professor really just end class saying there's a midterm next class?
44. Don't freak out... don't freak out.
45. Deep breaths, let's go home and lay in bed...
46. Ahhh, some nice fresh air.
47. Oh bed, I missed you so much.