Everyone loves the "12 Days of Christmas," and at any point when the song comes on, the majority of those around you could pick up and join it. However, who would want "seven swans a-swimming" in 2015?
What if that song was written today? Here is a humorous crack at how a 2015 version of the "12 Days of Christmas" would go -- with pictures.
On the FIRST day of Christmas my person gave to me a copy of Adele's new CD.
On the SECOND day of Christmas my person gave to me one Chipotle burrito with extra meat and a scoop of guacamole.
On the THIRD day of Christmas my person gave to me three oddly shaped chocolate trees.
On the FOURTH day of Christmas my person gave to me four iPhone 6s, with unlimited data, and a case with a little extra bling.
On the FIFTH day of Christmas my person gave to me five Selfie Sticks.
On the SIXTH day of Christmas my person gave to me six Jingle Jam tickets, with souvenirs, and a badge that said VIP.
On the SEVENTH day of Christmas my person gave to me a text for date night, and Chinese take-out, followed by seven emojis.
On the EIGHTH day of Christmas my person gave to me one game of Pie Face, and a new "Star Wars," and a copy of "Minions" on DVD.
On the NINTH day of Christmas my person gave to me nine plain red cups of coffee with extra whipped cream.
On the TENTH day of Christmas my person gave to me 10 days vacation and threw in the WiFi for free.
On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas my person gave to me tickets to see Jurassic World in 3D.
On the TWELFTH day of Christmas my person gave to me the twelfth season of "Grey's Anatomy."
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
