This is the hard-hitting journalism that Americans care about. These are the things that keep us awake at night, staring at the ceiling in our bedrooms and unable to fall asleep.
This is Michael Buble eating corn.
Last Thursday, news hit that Michael Buble, best known for having a voice of an angel, doesn't know how to eat corn. Fans and bystanders alike are appalled that the singer has still not yet learned how to eat corn on the cob, a true American tradition.
Many journalism outlets have already published articles on this phenomenon, including Buzzfeed, Huffington Post, and U.S. Magazine. However, there is one thing that all of these articles seem to be brushing over, the possibility that Michael Buble didn't know that he was eating corn.
Maybe it was an off day for him, maybe he had been drinking, or maybe they don't have corn in Canada. Nonetheless, here are seven things that Michael Buble may have thought that he was doing instead of eating corn.