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The Merritt Parkway As Told By The 2016 Presidential Election

A two-lane nightmare

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The Merritt Parkway As Told By The 2016 Presidential Election

The Merritt Parkway is a historic parkway in Fairfield County, Connecticut that was not designed for the number of skillful drivers that it sees today. It is a two-lane nightmare for anyone unlucky enough to drive on it every day; just like this year's presidential election is one big nightmare.

1. When no one lets you merge in

2. When you're trying to let someone merge, but they still wait until the end of the ramp.

3. When you're stuck behind someone doing 45 mph in the left lane

4. When someone is speeding in and out of lanes

5. When you've been driving for what feels like an hour, and you realize you are still in the same town.

6. When traffic appears out of nowhere

7. When the right lane is closed, and everyone waits until the last minute to get into the left lane

8. When it seems there is no actual "road work" being done

9. When you are driving in the dark.

10. When you are driving in the rain/snow

11. But when you experience the rare occasion of driving with no traffic on a beautiful Fall afternoon.


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