This dating profile is for my sister Hayley! I used to hate her with a burning passion and she knew it ... However my senior year of high school I had to drive her to school at 6:30 in the morning every day and told her love me or you don't get a ride. So here we are!
About Hayley
Hayley is 19 years old and 5'3 on a good day. She goes to High Point University in North Carolina majoring in International Relations with a concentration in national security. She does not work because the last job she had made her wear someone else's cardigan during a global pandemic. She currently resides in North Carolina but occasionally wants to see me and comes back to her hometown in Frederick, Maryland.
https://www.instagram.com/hayley_hill_/
Hayley's PreferencesHayley is a crazy cat lady - her pride and joy is her tuxedo cat Django. Hayley likes to say she is a morning person, however, she will nap around 3 and says "wake me up for food" which does not occur until around 7 p.m. Hayley's favorite TV show is The Walking Dead, she bonds with the zombies because she feels dead inside. Hayley once cried at Firefly Music Festival over Brendan Urie and would not talk to me until she was done sobbing; so you can guess who her favorite singer is.
Never has Hayley ever ...
Done hard drugs.
If there was one funny story from Hayley's life that perfectly describes her as a person it's this ...
She fell out of a window as my brother and I watched and refused to tell my mother as she repeatedly asked where our sister was. My dad came home and saw a dent in the bush from where she fell.
Four qualities Hayley is looking for in a partner and one she absolutely never wants in one ...
1.) Funny
2.) Rude
3.) Attractive
4.) Smart
Want to respectfully slide into the DMs?? They are open!
