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32 Absurd Things All Master's Fans are Guilty of During Masters Week

"Excuse me waitress can you put golf on this TV? It's the Masters."

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32 Absurd Things All Master's Fans are Guilty of During Masters Week
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If you're walking around and keep running into people who are clearly mesmerized by what's on their phone screen, don't be alarmed... they're just watching the Masters.

1. Live streaming in line at the grocery store

"Sir would you like to check out" "after Speith sinks this putt"

2. Logical thinking of driving and watching the live stream

"I can't get pulled over if the phone is sitting on my dashboard. I can totally live-stream and drive."

3. *Conveniently calls out of work Friday of Masters week*

"Sorry boss, I'm sick."

4. Sneaking peeks at the leaderboard even when you're not supposed to be on your phone in class

5. Rewatching the missed highlights in bed after a long day

6. Balancing our phones on the table so we can watch the Master's while we're out to eat.

7. Live-streaming while pumping gas

There's really no place you can't live stream.

8. Live-streaming in the middle of a big lecture

Where you can have your laptop out. That's prime streaming time.

9. Watching the stream underneath the table at meetings

"are you paying attention?" "yes, Dustin is in the lead."

10. Avoiding all school responsibilities to keep up with Masters week

11. Not paying attention as we watch the Master's and walk... don't even lie, you've done it.

"Sorry I didn't see you there" is the most used phrase by Masters fans this week.

12. Watching the stream while doing your cardio

13. Accidentally reacting to missed putts in public

*Tiger misses a two-footer for par* "NO" *the entire classroom turns and stares at you*

14. Peeping the pairings as you get ready in the morning

"Rickie, Phil and Kuch in one group. Today's going to be a good day."

15. *Boss walks by* *quickly and casually exits live-stream on the company desktop*

16. Figuring out how to rig your shower so you can watch the live stream without damaging your phone

17. Rigging the live-stream so you can watch while you play golf.

18. Is at the Masters, still is live streaming

*quietly cheers as someone sinks a putt on the live-stream*

19. Posting up between classes and checking the leaderboard

20. Pretending to know anything about golf to fit in for a week

"Bubba just made a par!" "No, that was Phil Mickelson."

21. Getting into heated arguments as to how Tiger will finish this week

"He is going to withdraw" "No, he is going to have his comeback this weekend." Simmer down

22. Nothing is better than going out to a party where the Wi-fi is strong, so you don't ever have to sacrifice missing the Masters.

23. Streaming the Masters at another sporting event


24. Live-streaming on the side of the road

(on the rare occasion that you're driving during the final round of the Masters.)

25. Watching final day coverage at your favorite restaurant

"Excuse me waitress can you put golf on this t.v? It's the Masters."

26. Sneaking the live-stream Sunday at church

"Dear God, please forgive me as I watch the final pairing tee off during mass."

27. Hiding in the bathroom to watch the live stream

This especially applies if you're not allowed to have your phone out wherever you are.

28. Smiling when you open the live stream and here "live from the Augusta National"

29. Checking the tee-times throughout the week to see when your favorite player is on

"I can only hang out until noon, Matt Kuchar tees off at 12:06"

30. Picturing yourself playing Amens corner

"yeah I would definitely dunk it in the water, twice."

31. Sitting on the edge of your seat when the final pairing is going head to head for the win

"Oh god PLEASE make it Tiger for once."

32. Being extremely depressed Sunday night, since there is officially no other sporting event to look forward to until next year.

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