When it comes to the refined and sophisticated art of Manscaping, the practice is a necessary evil in the lives of men.
Whether it’s spotting the fallen chip crumbs in your No-Shave-November beard or internally cringing when your second date starts to get a little more intimate, women notice your level of Manscaping and associate it with your state of hygiene and cleanliness.
The harsh reality is, if you’re not Manscaping, what else aren’t you doing? What are your true life values? Do you even think puppies are cute?
Women make a plethora of assumptions based on the “bush,” and before you know it, your furry lifestyle has led you directly to lonesome nights where your only companion is the overgrown hair on your body.
You’re starting to feel a bit self-conscious about your current hair-care strategy, prompting you to ask the present woman in your life what her preference is. And when she tells you your state of hairiness is “fine,” it is most definitely NOT FINE. Next time the two of you are locked in a lovers-quarrel about your failure to fully commit, you are likely to be condemned with the ugly truth - “And on top of everything else, you don’t even Manscape!”
Allow me to save you the embarrassment, torture and mortification of being a Manscaping-free dude in a society where daily shaving and trimming isn’t just encouraged; it’s expected.
I understand your reluctance: it adds roughly three minutes to your average shower time, it grows back faster than you can say “puberty” and it’s somewhat dangerous.
Nevertheless, there’s a fine line between “manliness” and “primitive caveman.” Don’t attempt to cross it.
When asking fellow women about their preferences regarding Manscaping, a few girls were unsure about the lifestyle: “What even is Manscaping?” I consider them the lucky ones; never having to experience the horrors of a non-Manscaper. With that being said, these sweet girls shouldn’t ever be forced to know what Manscaping ISN’T.
Other female responses showcased wisdom and experience: “Definitely groom that ish.” These are the unlucky few; because of their past involvements, they are forced to adapt a new shielded strategy when meeting potential suitors: weary eyes, guarded hearts, can’t lose.
Boys, don’t allow your new girlfriend, one-night stand or flavor of the month’s worst fears to be confirmed. There are few things in life that are more frightening and disappointing than finding out that the guy of your dreams is a man on the streets and an alpaca in the sheets.
Are you unsure of what a hairless life truly involves? If you or someone you know is afraid to make the leap, consider the appreciation and potential happiness that your partner will experience when you adopt Manscaping as a part of your daily routine.
If you are still hesitant, time is of the essence; it will not be long until your girlfriend’s patience and understanding shatters, forcing her to flee to the nearest available Manscaper, for she has been subjected to the cruelty and torment of your body’s most intimate and intricate fuzzy curls for far too long.
There is no denying the truth, women simply love Manscaping. If you love your woman, show her you’re ready to take your relationship to the next step: a hair-free, smooth and totally awesome step. And of course, you will be immensely awarded for your leap of faith.
Take the time. Make the change. Experience the pleasure.
Manscaping: it shouldn't only be a way of life. It should be a way of YOUR life.
