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24 Quotes That My Privileged White, Male Co-worker Actually Said Out Loud At Work

I wish I could unheard that.

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24 Quotes That My Privileged White, Male Co-worker Actually Said Out Loud At Work

There are some things that you should not say, especially at work, but some people do not have a filter and this includes my coworker. Here are some examples of the things that come out of the mouth of a privileged white male.

1. "Why are you attracted to black guys."

Umm excuse me? Why are you attracted to white girls?

2. “When a girl wears too much makeup, it’s immediately a turn off” 

Sorry for wanting to feel beautiful and confident. I didn't ask for your opinion and thank God I'm not trying to impress you.

3. Him: “What’s your name again?” Me: “You’ve asked me this three times” 

At this point im going to give you a fake name every time you ask.

4.“Bitches love go carting” 

Good thing I'm not a bitch, because I don't care for it. Do your research. Just because one girl liked it does not mean every girl does.

5.“I accidentally swiped right for you on Bumble.” 

Mhmmm "accidentally" stop hitting on me at work and I'll believe you.

6. Him: “Whats your major” Me: “you’ve asked me this five times” 

If you cared you would have remembered the first time, so again, stop asking me.

7. “You’re just a dumb copywriter” 

Excuse me! I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that because I love my job and it's a jumping off point for my career thank you very much!

8. Me: *meets him* Him: we should go on a road trip and take shots” 

I'll pass on that one thanks.

9. “I need a sugar daddy” 

Good luck with that.

10. “Writing is easy to get jobs for.” 

I'd like to see you try to write a good quality article with a deadline.

11.  “I feel like you would be really fun to go out drinking with”

I am a lot of fun, but you will not get to experience that. Sorry not sorry.

12. “I feel like we vibe together” 

I don't know what gave you that impression. Im not into you dude so back off.

13. “There are 2 guys you need to look out for: the bartender, the basketball player, and the bouncer. I mean, I’m a bouncer, but don’t worry I’m one of the good ones. Not that I like you. Cause I don’t. I’m just saying. Out of all the bouncers there are, I’m a good one.” 

Nice try. I don't believe you and quite frankly im into basketball players, not bouncers.

14. Him: *hits on boss* “you aren’t my type. But if we were to go to a bar, I would Definetly hit you up.” 

*gags*

15. “I got a tattoo of a dragon on my arm.” 

If that doesn't scream douchebag im not sure what does.

16. “My parents pay for my tuition and my rent, but they don’t give me enough money for groceries”

Aww boo hoo poor you!

17. “Deep V’s at the bars work”

You are a player and this has confirmed that on so many levels.

18. Him: “When you see someone you know on Bumble you swipe right“ Me: “I don’t” Him: “So like are you seeing anyone”  

For the sake of this conversation ending and to avoid you asking me out again im going to say yes, yes I am.

19. “Why are girls bitches” 

Maybe because you are an ass.

20. “Im gonna channel my inner frat boy”

I hope im clocked out at that point. I do not wanna be here for it.

21. "You're 20!? I thought you were 17"

Yes I'm 20 thank you very much. Sorry I look 12.

22. "Grow a beard you'll look older"

No thank you. Its physically impossible and I would hate myself it I could.

23. "I'm only hear because my dad made me get a job so I'm not sitting around all the time"

Must be nice to be able to use daddy's money.

24. Him: opens his mouth Me: *ears bleed* 

I have headphones on dude, take the hint.

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