Every year, my family and I designate at least one weekend to making Christmas cookies. This is a special tradition that I'm sure many have. However, my family is extremely "walnuts" when it comes to baking holiday treats. Our kitchen is on the small side, so every surface is covered by baking utensils, cooling racks, cookies, cookie tins, and ingredients galore. With five of us working at once, it can get a bit hectic. We always run into a few issues, but the end results are always delicious and worth it. Here is how our cookie baking usually goes, as told by, "How I Met Your Mother".
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Dear Person Who Has No Idea How Much The 0 In The “Tip:" Line Matters,
I want to by asking you a simple question: Why?
Is it because you can't afford it? Is it because you are blind to the fact that the tip you leave is how the waiter/waitress serving you is making their living? Is it because you're just lazy and you “don't feel like it"?
Is it because you think that, while taking care of not only your table but at least three to five others, they took too long bringing you that side of ranch dressing? Or is it just because you're unaware that as a server these people make $2.85 an hour plus TIPS?
The average waiter/waitress is only supposed to be paid $2.13 an hour plus tips according to the U.S. Department of Labor.
That then leaves the waiter/waitress with a paycheck with the numbers **$0.00** and the words “Not a real paycheck." stamped on it. Therefore these men and women completely rely on the tips they make during the week to pay their bills.
So, with that being said, I have a few words for those of you who are ignorant enough to leave without leaving a few dollars in the “tip:" line.
Imagine if you go to work, the night starts off slow, then almost like a bomb went off the entire workplace is chaotic and you can't seem to find a minute to stop and breathe, let alone think about what to do next.
Imagine that you are helping a total of six different groups of people at one time, with each group containing two to 10 people.
Imagine that you are working your ass off to make sure that these customers have the best experience possible. Then you cash them out, you hand them a pen and a receipt, say “Thank you so much! It was a pleasure serving you, have a great day!"
Imagine you walk away to attempt to start one of the 17 other things you need to complete, watch as the group you just thanked leaves, and maybe even wave goodbye.
Imagine you are cleaning up the mess that they have so kindly left behind, you look down at the receipt and realize there's a sad face on the tip line of a $24.83 bill.
Imagine how devastated you feel knowing that you helped these people as much as you could just to have them throw water on the fire you need to complete the night.
Now, realize that whenever you decide not to tip your waitress, this is nine out of 10 times what they go through. I cannot stress enough how important it is for people to realize that this is someone's profession — whether they are a college student, a single mother working their second job of the day, a new dad who needs to pay off the loan he needed to take out to get a safer car for his child, your friend, your mom, your dad, your sister, your brother, you.
If you cannot afford to tip, do not come out to eat. If you cannot afford the three alcoholic drinks you gulped down, plus your food and a tip do not come out to eat.
If you cannot afford the $10 wings that become half-off on Tuesdays plus that water you asked for, do not come out to eat.
If you cannot see that the person in front of you is working their best to accommodate you, while trying to do the same for the other five tables around you, do not come out to eat. If you cannot realize that the man or woman in front of you is a real person, with their own personal lives and problems and that maybe these problems have led them to be the reason they are standing in front of you, then do not come out to eat.
As a server myself, it kills me to see the people around me being deprived of the money that they were supposed to earn. It kills me to see the three dollars you left on a $40 bill. It kills me that you cannot stand to put yourself in our shoes — as if you're better than us. I wonder if you realize that you single-handedly ruined part of our nights.
I wonder if maybe one day you will be in our shoes, and I hope to God no one treats you how you have treated us. But if they do, then maybe you'll realize how we felt when you left no tip after we gave you our time.
As a child, it was such an exciting feeling to wake up on Easter morning.
You would spend that morning near the entryway of your home, waiting for the famous Easter bunny to ring the doorbell or knock on the door. After hearing that anticipated sound at the door, you'd take off running as fast as your little legs would take you in an attempt to catch a glimpse of this lightning-fast animal that never seemed to fail you in the candy department.
Your disappointment from missing him was always immediately forgotten because of the giant basket that he left behind.
As an adult, I still get an Easter basket, and no matter how old I get, I'm still just as excited as I was when I was five.
Only these days, my taste buds are more developed, and just because it's loaded with sugar doesn't mean it's gonna cut it.
Below is a list of Easter candies that belong in the trash rather than in a basket.
2. Brach's Jellybeans
Brach's jellybeans are the worst. They taste like cleaning supplies.
Starburst jellybeans are the move.
5. Jordan Almonds
First of all, these shouldn't even be considered a candy. Second, good luck eating these without breaking a tooth.
6. Hollow Chocolate Bunnies
A lot of people oppose solid bunnies because it's just "too much chocolate." In my opinion, there is no such thing as too much chocolate and these hollow bunnies just don't provide enough.
7. Ferrero Rocher
My sister likes these and I always gag when I see them poking out of her basket. Ferrero Rocher = TRASH.
8. Bunny Corn
Like candy corn, but with different colors — and it's just as bad in the spring as it was in the fall.
10. Edible Easter Grass
I just wanna know who came up with this idea? Who let this happen? This is just not okay.