Step 1: Remember That You Are Irish
It doesn't matter if your name is Shamus O'Leary or Mario & Luigi. On St. Patty's day, everyone is equally Irish.
'Cause hey, if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!
Step 2: Wear Only Green
On St. Patrick's Day, the more green, the more Irish spirit you have. Go crazy with the green, because when else will it be socially acceptable to wear this much green?
You can also go for an Elphaba from Wicked look and just dye your skin green. I mean, why not, right?
Step 3: Find a Four-Leafed Clover
Before dawn breaks, spend as many hours as it takes scouring a field for a four-leafed clover. Once you've found it, treasure it forever. As long as your four-leafed clover is in your hand, you'll live forever!
Step 4: Befriend a Leprechaun
Have you been wanting a pot of gold but don't know where to find one? Just meet and befriend a leprechaun, and he just might share his with you.
Step 5: Find the End of a Rainbow
Let's say you don't befriend a leprechaun; that's okay! Just go to the end of a rainbow and take that little guy's gold by force. Sometimes you just have to do what you've gotta do.
Step 6: Partayyyyy!!!
Go out with your friends and have some fun! Celebrate St. Patty's Day with a pint and a groovy Irish jig. Who knows, maybe you'll even get lucky (wink)! Budum-CHA!
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Everyone!