Mad Libs was that one game in elementary and middle school that was really fun to play with friends. It was a game where your friend could eat 20 oranges and 100 pieces of toast without it being involved in some sort of weird math problem where someone named Bob bought 30 candy bars, but gave 5 to Susan and you have to figure out how many candy bars Bob has to eat before needing open heart surgery. I'm sure someone out there has thought of creating a Mad Lib for college students, but this is my take on the matter. Play at your own risk.
If you are playing alone, these are the words you need to come up with before reading your Mad Lib. Simply replace and laugh (hopefully):
1. Your college name
2. Adjective
3. Body part
4. Object
5. Illicit drug name
6. Action
7. Adjective
8. Body part
9. Place on campus
10. Animal
11. Favorite curse word
12. Number
13. Kitchen appliance
14. Name of one of the Kardashians
Let's begin shall we?
It was the one night everybody dreads, the night before hell week starts- AKA finals week- at (Your College name). The library was full of (adjective) students all glued to their books and (body part) deep in energy drink cans and empty coffee cups. One desperate student even had the guts to sneak in a(n) (object). As expected, I couldn't find a decent place to sit so I had to sit next to the dude who smelled like (illicit drug name). I began to (action) (adjective).
Finally, at around 5 a.m. Monday morning I started wandering back to my dorm room, but my (body part) was so exhausted that I decided to crash at (place on campus). I was awoken 5 hours later by a not so friendly (animal) who was gnawing on my notes.
"(favorite curse word)! I'm late for my first final!" I yelled. I ran to class as fast as I could, but when I got there and saw no one in class, I realized that my first final was actually a week ago and it was not Monday at all. In fact, it was Friday and not only did I miss all of my finals, but I've been going to the wrong school for (number) years and am actually a(n) (kitchen appliance).
"Oh well," I sighed. "At least I'll always be smarter than (name of one of the Kardashians)."
I think this sums up college quite nicely. I hope you enjoyed.
