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75 Of The Most Iconic Vine Quotes

"I smell like beef"

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Vine may be dead but Vine references live on. I still watch Vine threads AT LEAST twice a day. Here are 75 of the most quotable vines:

1. "Ooooooo, he needs some milk."

2. "Hi, welcome to Chili's."

3. "It is Wednesday, my dudes."

4. "Country boy, I love you ahhhwweelhwh..."

5. "Escalera oooooooaaaa!"

6. "F**k ya chicken strips!"

7. "Barbecue sauce on my titties."

8. "Gimme your F**KING money!"

9. "That was legitness."

10. "Ms. Keisha, MS. KEISHA! Oh my f**king God, she f**king dead."

11. "Fre-sha-vocado."

12. "Staaaahp! I coulda dropped my croissant!"

13. "That's my OPINION."

14. "You're not my dad, ugly ass f**king noodle head."

15. "What the f**k, Richard."

16. "This bitch empty, YEET!"

17. "Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does."

18. "What up, I'm Jared I'm 19, and I never f**king learned how to read."

19. "Um, I'm never been to oovoo javer."

20. "My God, they were roommates."

21. "Why are you running, why are you running?"

22. "Whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe."

23. "I can't swim."

24. "Lebron James."

25. "It's an avocado, thanksssss..."

26. "Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick."

27. "Watch your profanity."

28. "I love you bitch, I ain't never gonna stop loving you, biiiiiitch."

29. "What are thoooooose?"

30. "I smell like beef."

31. "You better stop."

32. "What the F**K IS UP KYLE?"

33. "Come get y'all juice."

34. "Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay."

35. "So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?"

36. "I wanna be a cowboy, baby."

37. "Why you always lying?"

38. "Nice Ron" "I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?"

39. "I'm washing me and my clothes."

40. "Honey, you've got a big storm coming."

41. "XOXO, gossip girl."

42. "Shoutout to all the pear."

43. "A potato flew around my room before you came."

44. "Chipotle is my life."

45. "Look at all those chickens!"

46. "YOU BETTER STOP."

47. "I like turtles."

48. "It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life, watermelon, INSIDE A WATERMELON."

49. "Deez nuts, HA GOT EM?"

50. "F**k you, I don't want no ravioli."

51. "21."

52. "I'm in my mum's car, broom broom."

53. "Iridocyclitis."

54. "You know what, I'm about to say it."

55. "That is NOT correct."

56. "Uh, I'm not finished" "Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?"

57. "I have osteoporosis."

58. "ADAM."

59. "Merry Chrysler."

60. "Wait a minute, who ARE you?"

61. "Try me, bitch."

62. "When will you learn, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?"

63. "I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gone get no sleep cause of me!"

64. "Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?"

65. "So no head?"

66. "You got eczema."

67. "I am shooketh."

68. "Hey my name is Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow."

69. "Can I PLEASE get a waffle?"

70. "There is only one thing worse than a rapist." "A child."

71. "Ah f**k, I can't believe you've done this."

72. "Bitch, I hope the f**k you do."

73. "Two shots of vodka."

74. "F**k off Janet, I'm not going to your f**king baby shower."

75. "JEEEEEZ, Jesus Christ."

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7 Ways To Not Be 'That Girl' On Spring Break, Nobody Wants To Be 'That Girl'

Sweet girls are the best girls.

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Spring break is coming up and I know we are all pumped to have a break. Let me help my ladies out so we can prepare ourselves to be sweet girls on spring break.

1. Drink SLOWLY

I know its spring break and wow let's get hammered! College! It's lit! Turnt! NO. Calm it down, sister. Drink if you want to, but don't get hammered at 10 a.m. If you want to get crazy, just let it happen naturally. Drink slow and pace yourself. There is no rush.

2. Don't post your whole experience

If you're in a sorority you really need to listen up. No one cares that you're drunk on a boat or underage drinking in Panama City. We get it. Most people drink in college. A few snaps or posts are cute and fun... but if I can give you a play by play of your drunken nights, it ain't cute.

3. Don't drink as much as you think you need

Going off the "drink slowly" comment. Pour your drinks sparingly. If you think you can drink seven beers and get drunk, drink five and then revaluate. Once again, pace yourself.

4. It is not like the movies, lower your expectations

Any spring break movie you've seen is wrong. Trust me, I expected a movie and I was disappointed. Spring break is so fun, but don't expect Selena Gomez to run around in her bra with you.

5. Focus on having fun with your girls

Yeah, boys and spring break seem to go hand in hand, but chill. Don't go crazy with the boys. Take time to have fun with your girls. You are away from the books and everyday responsibilities. Strengthen relationships with the girls you will have in your life forever.

6. Be safe, don't go off alone

GIRLS. STAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS. FRIENDS. STAY WITH YOUR GIRLS. Don't think Josh from Beta Kappa Jock is so sweet and wants to actually hang out. He could be a sweet boy, but drunk on spring break is not the time to figure that out. Stay with your girl and maybe one of Josh's friends will be fun to look at.

7. Don't be nasty

Just don't. Be careful and use your judgement. Have fun :)

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