Ah yes, the lightweight. You know, that one friend who takes one shot and it goes right to their head? If you don't know who I'm talking about, YOU are probably the lightweight of your going-out group. Let all the lightweights emerge from their corners and bond over all these things we know to be true. Yes, I am the lightweight friend too!
This is probably the best part of being a lightweight. Just give me 2 shots and a mixed drink and I'm good for the next few hours.
Is it hot in here or...
Yes, I can definitely tell when I'm already way drunker than all my friends because they start giving each other looks like, "Oh God, here she goes!"
You want me to drink how many shots?! That isn't a pre-game, that's endgame.
Even the DD can have one drink, right? WRONG.
I don't even remember spending $20 at Taco Bell?!
Long Island iced teas are a no no unless you want your stomach pumped.
Rum and Coke makes me throw up. Every time. Period.
Your hangovers are 10 times worse than anybody else's
I can literally feel my liver aching...
Thursday night, half-price sangria gets you tipsy after one glass. It's just sad.
It's like they don't want lightweights to enjoy the good things in life.
That Super Tiki Twister looks really great until I'm tipsy on a Wednesday at Texas Roadhouse during what was supposed to be a casual girl's night.
I have played exactly one drinking game in my entire life and it ended up with me dropping a vodka cranberry all over myself and my boyfriend.
I take pictures with friends on every night out and never actually post any. So basically, there is no evidence that I actually ever go out.
Once I had maybe three or four drinks at a club and was in the bathroom for a solid half hour because I thought I was going to throw up. Fun night.
Oh, that stain? Yeah, that's from that one time I decided to chug an entire marg and then drop my next drink all over myself.
Your Snapchat stories are basically shaky videos of you screaming at your friends to chug their drinks
Why can't everyone else be on this level too, right?
Come dance with me! Let's sing karaoke! Ohmygod, let's go get tattoos!
Where's the Gatorade...