After discovering a link to "Lessons in Tact from Rachel Lynde", and rewatching the first "Anne of Green Gables" movie with my mom today, I wanted to write my own list of life lessons from an unlikely adviser, Miss Josie Pye. Obviously, Josie doesn't end up with a lot of friends in the series, so take her advice at your own risk.
1. Watch your step
We first meet Josie Pye rowing down the Lake of Shining Waters, “mooning” over Gilbert Blythe. As she learns, you really should be careful how you’re leaning while making sheep’s eyes at the boy you like. (Also, be careful on picket fences. More on that later.)
2. Have your one-liners ready.
When it comes to her jealousy toward Anne, Josie puts the why in ugly.
“Hey Anne, how do you spell freckles?” That line is as golden as Ruby Gillis’ hair. Just be on the lookout for bosom friends like Diana Barry.
3. Only cheat for a good reason.
Not because you need to, but because you’re a Pye. Then again, if you’re not a Pye, perhaps you would need to.
4. Don’t be shy about your feelings.
Josie lets her roguish crush, Gilbert Blythe, know how she feels about him. Don’t be afraid to be direct. Glare at the girl he likes as you drag him away by the arm. Or, feel free to jump into his arms upon completion of a brave heroic feat. (Walking a picket fence isn’t for the faint of heart).
5. Psych out the romantic competition.
Whether or not your nemesis realizes that she’s stealing the spotlight, make sure to put her in her place. Throw an extra helping of nastiness at her. Still, you’ll want to feign remorse when you (unintentionally, of course) endanger her life. I mean, you don’t want Gil thinking you’re a total monster, right?
6. Don’t say things you don’t mean.
AKA always mix a little salt in with your compliments. Smirk a little. Or say something that sounds nice, but really isn’t.
7. Keep your priorities straight.
Once you head off to teaching school, classes are going to be grueling. That’s why you need to remember your priorities- checking out French profs with great mustaches. After all, Daddy can send you back next year.
8. Never ever wear the same outfit twice.
Because why would anyone do that?
