Ah yes, everyone says that being a business major is "the easy way out" (don't get me started on the jokes I got for switching from pre-med to business), but I prefer to compare being a business major to being on Keeping up with the Kardashians: dramatic. So here are a few ways that being a business major is like being a Kardashian (or Scott Disick).
First off: group projects. So. Many. Group. Projects. And when you get assigned (yet another) group project, a piece of you dies inside.
While doing said group project, you always get THAT ONE kid that thinks they are the leader, genius, God's gift to the earth of the group (or maybe even the business school), and you use all your self-restraint to not slap him during all the meetings.
And of course with group projects come an unnecessary amount of group texts, group me's, google docs, and Facebook messages, so your phone goes off about every 10 minutes.
Then interview and group presentation season rolls around, which means you spend at least a solid week in business professional, so you roll into class looking way too overdressed (and you secretly like all the looks you get for wearing a full suit to class).
And of course, with interview season comes with people getting offers left and right, and of course there's always that one kid (probably the same one from your group project) who won't shut up about ALL the offers he's gotten.
But then you (FINALLY!) get an offer, and you see the salary, and you cannot wait until summer, so you can do this:
When you complain about all the work you have (interviews, group projects, excel assignments...), and all your non-business major friends don't see what's so difficult, and they simply respond with:
But you love to hate being a business major, and you couldn't be more excited to be running the corporate world in a few short years.
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