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Being a Johnnie is strangely similar to being a sea sponge...

May 02, 2016

Life At St. John's As Explained By Spongebob

You've seen it before: College Life Explained by Spongebob, 25 Times Spongebob Perfectly Described the College Experience, etc... But have you ever seen our favorite animated friends from under the sea describe life at SJU?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Here's 26 times that Bikini Bottom was basically St. John's:

1. Cleaning your room for health inspections/visitation days

2. Trying to save your GPA at the end of the semester

3. Attempting to pay attention in a 3 hour lecture

4. Trying to dance at Trads/Parsons

5. Eating anything other than Montys

6. Watching the tour groups walk down The Strip

7. Contemplating your life choices in DAC

8. Walking into your 7:30

9. When You call your parents and they ACTUALLY give you money

10. Trying to set your friends up/going on a Tinder date

11. When you actually get ready for class for once

12. When you google a question and find the entire assignment on Quizlet

13. Trying to pay for textbooks/student fees

14. Trying to get anything to load on SJUMobile

15. Trying to get work done when your roommates are going out

16. Trying to meet the minimum word requirement on a paper

17. Trying to stop procrastinating

18. After running from the Residence Village all the way to St. John's Hall/Marillac

19. When your best friend has a different Discover the World rotation than you

20. When the Diner is out of chicken strips

21. When someone is waayyy too enthusiastic about doing ASL

22. When Montys actually has good desserts

23. When you go to Java Johnnies or DAC After Dark just for the free food

24. Trying to pay for the Q46

25. Trying to understand any of your philosophy classes

26. Realizing your ASL is due next week and you still haven't gotten your hours

Basically, this was you all semester:

Nevertheless, you love being a Johnnie, and wouldn't change it for a thing.

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Life At St. John's As Explained By Spongebob

Being a Johnnie is strangely similar to being a sea sponge...

1. Cleaning your room for health inspections/visitation days

2. Trying to save your GPA at the end of the semester

3. Attempting to pay attention in a 3 hour lecture

4. Trying to dance at Trads/Parsons

5. Eating anything other than Montys

6. Watching the tour groups walk down The Strip

7. Contemplating your life choices in DAC

8. Walking into your 7:30

9. When You call your parents and they ACTUALLY give you money

10. Trying to set your friends up/going on a Tinder date

11. When you actually get ready for class for once

12. When you google a question and find the entire assignment on Quizlet

13. Trying to pay for textbooks/student fees

14. Trying to get anything to load on SJUMobile

15. Trying to get work done when your roommates are going out

16. Trying to meet the minimum word requirement on a paper

17. Trying to stop procrastinating

18. After running from the Residence Village all the way to St. John's Hall/Marillac

19. When your best friend has a different Discover the World rotation than you

20. When the Diner is out of chicken strips

21. When someone is waayyy too enthusiastic about doing ASL

22. When Montys actually has good desserts

23. When you go to Java Johnnies or DAC After Dark just for the free food

24. Trying to pay for the Q46

25. Trying to understand any of your philosophy classes

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

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