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11 Signs You Are Now Officially A Hot Mess

You aspire to be Blair Waldorf but you are and will always be Serena.

Lauren Elizabeth Morales
Jan 16, 2017
Tuscaloosa, AL
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11 Signs You Are Now Officially A Hot Mess
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I had always thought that by the time I was in college I would be a responsible adult, but as my GPA drops and my closet overflows I find ways to cope with reality. I would personally like to thank the hottest of messes for their inspiration: Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Serena Vanderwoodsen and, of course, myself.

Look out, struggle bus coming through.

1. You are ALWAYS late.

Time perception is just not your thing. Your friends automatically assume that you will always be 15 minutes late.

2. Dry shampoo is your best friend.

Your eyeliner is 10/10, your outfit is 10/10 but you have not washed your hair in three days...

3. You are THE procrastination queen.

*Starts 12 page paper the day before it's due* *gets A*

4. You can not prioritize your money.

Having to explain to your parents that you need more money for books because you spent it all on sushi and iced coffee.

5. You can not prioritize your time.

Time is precious, so is your bed. "I swear I am going to get my life together today" *watches eight hours of Netflix*

6. You are either killing it or borderline failing, there is NO in between.

More like "100- 0" REALLL quick.

7. You are a wannabe perfectionist.

You aspire to be Blair Waldorf but you are and will ALWAYS be Serena (pre-boarding school).

8. Your phone is always dead.

You are constantly being asked if you own a charger and the answer is not always yes....

9. People start using your name as an adjective.

"Just Lauren things," and "Such a Lauren thing to do."

10. You start referring to yourself as a hot mess before people start saying it behind your back.


It's called being proactive, duhhh, look it up.

11. You embrace the term and try to make it work

"I might be a mess, but at least I'm hot right? Jealous?"- p3ac3 0uT 2 a11 my hat3rZ

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