To the girl who made me cry:

Some may call me bitter; some may simply say I need to move on with my life; some may say who cares? All valid points, and all probably true as well. But it is actually quite sick, to think of how many times I have thought about your classless self, and how much I deeply hope that one day you feel the same amount of pain and hurt that you have caused me.

Whether we want to admit it or not, as girls we always dream about that one day when we find Mr. Right. Perhaps childhood friends, or that cute kid you met in chemistry class your sophomore year. Perhaps you meet him in your late twenties after landing your dream job in New York City. Interestingly enough, in all of the wonderful, hopeful, and promising love stories that we have all heard come true, not once has the beautiful girl fallen for the low-life, classless, loser who would cheat on his girlfriend.   

Yes, I get it, we all make mistakes. Sometimes a little too much of that cheap red wine can lead us to develop the desire to kiss the first semi-attractive male we see at the party. And if he is anywhere near as inebriated as we are, a few minutes later you will both be together in the corner of the basement. Romantic. However, this type of interaction, at best, will lead to a quickie in the bathroom. If the guy has any respect for the girl he is currently “dating," he will call it quits somewhere. It will simply be summed up as a “drunken mistake," and by morning he will forget it ever happened. The girl, if she has any respect for herself, will agree and the two will most likely never speak again. 

Instance number two: this guy is particularly ball-less and does not have the decency to end a relationship in a respectful and dignified way. He is a coward. I get it, there is no easy way to end a relationship when one person is clearly attached. And the talk of possibly breaking up only leads to the “what can we do to fix it talk." Guys, it's difficult to stand your ground when you know you are about to break a heart. But news flash, although it may be hard for you to tell your long-term girlfriend you no longer share the same feelings, this in no way, shape, or form that can compare to the completely gut-retching, indescribably sickening feeling that you have just caused to the girl you “will always care about."  

Now my words may be harsh, but please tell me what kind of cold hearted low-life would purposefully inflict this kind of pain on one with whom she shares the same sex? Are we not on the same team? Is that not one of the rules of feminism? Did other boys not give you attention, so you had to hook up with one who already had a girlfriend? Do you know what the word “no” means? Clearly not. And please do not play the “I told him this is wrong” card. I sincerely feel sorry for how little you value yourself.

Now back to the guy. Maybe he met you at a party, you had a class together, knew of each other in some way. Honestly, I could care less. That does not mean you go ahead and cheat on your girlfriend. But hey, I’m clearly just a little bitter. But in your case, you’re not even worth it. And quite honestly, you should be feeling pretty good about yourself after he went from me to you. That’s a pretty big step down, but considering your low self-esteem, you are probably flying pretty high right now. So he messes up and doesn’t even have the decency to tell me. Hence the coward part. Okay, so now after extensive social media stalking, I found out that you’re the dumb broad that has managed to cause me endless tears and a loss of ten pounds.

Luckily, I have a little bit more self-esteem and realized that I am better off without the idiot you now call your boyfriend. You two deserve each other. You see, the first love is like your first car. You never really forget it and it kind of shaped you in some way. The memories made in your first car are irreplaceable. You were not his first kiss, and you were not the first girl he took home to meet his family. But once a cheater always a cheater, and you are just another dumb tramp he will date along the way. I sincerely hope you higher your standards in the future.  

Sincerely,  

His first love