If you've ever participated in New Year's resolutions, you and everyone else in the world have most likely come to realize that resolutions are hard to keep. So, if you're lazy like me and quit working out after January 5th, then allow me to give you some realistic resolutions for the new year.

This year, I am going to...

1. Actually get out of bed when I wake up

Instead of scrolling on my phone or an extra hour or two (let's be honest, sometimes three), I plan to get out of bed after I wake up and maybe drink water.

2. Try not to watch a whole season in one sitting

Unless it's one of those shows that has like, six episodes in the first season.

3. Try to drink coffee at an appropriate time

Why can't I sleep? Oh yeah, I don't know how to control myself.

4. Try to answer text messages on time like a decent person

I currently have 52 unread texts (and counting).

5. Try not to "browse" in the makeup section at the drugstore as much

Oh yeah, I only spent $80 at CVS. It's no biggie though because I got this coupon back for $5 off any shampoo or conditioner.

6. In relation to #5, try not to shop online every day.

I can't use the excuse "KathleenLights had a coupon code on this website" every day of my life.

7. Actually, maybe, drink water sometimes.

Sometimes I don't remember when the last time I drank water was, or I'll have a terrifying realization when I break out that I haven't had a drink of water in like two days.

So for those of you who are lazy and have no motivation to do anything ever just like me, I hope these resolutions are somewhat easily attainable for you.