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20 Of The Laziest Things I've Done This Semester

2. I risked a morning without coffee because I didn’t have any clean cups, and I certainly wasn't going to clean any.

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20 Of The Laziest Things I've Done This Semester
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1. I drove to the Caf from my dorm.

2. I risked a morning without coffee because I didn’t have any clean cups, and I certainly wasn't going to clean any.

3. I’ve worn the same pair of jeans without washing them for two weeks.

4. I’ve sat in the Caf and wanted something to drink, but the drink station was just too far away so I just didn’t get anything to drink.

5. I spent an entire Friday afternoon and evening sitting in the same place on my bed because I just didn’t want to get up.

6. I woke up in the middle of the night needing to use the restroom, but because getting out of bed involves a lot of effort, I just went back to sleep.

7. I purposefully didn’t pack very much for my dorm: not for the ~minimalistic~ look, but because I just didn’t want to carry and unpack a lot of boxes.

8. I didn’t wash my hair for four days because I didn’t want to take the time to dry it.

9. I didn’t plug in my low-battery phone before I went to sleep because my charger was on the other end of my bed and I didn’t want to sit up.

10. I went to sleep before finishing a project because I set my alarm early so I work on the project in the morning—and then, I ignored my alarm anyway.

11. I washed my laundry and folded it on my bed, but then I didn’t feel like hanging them up so I just slept around the stacks of clothes.

12. I can’t remember to fill my water bottle up so I’ve just let myself be dehydrated for a few weeks.

13. I picked a seat at the front of the classroom—risking spit and questioning—because walking to the back of the classroom just felt like too much for me.

14. I didn’t go home for a full weekend because I didn’t want to take the time to pack up clothes, makeup, and my toothbrush.

15. I sat near the tray return in the Caf instead of looking for any friends because I just wanted to eat and then take as few steps as possible to put away my dishes.

16. I just didn’t use my laptop for a few days because the battery died and I didn’t want to untangle my charger and plug it in.

17. I walked around with chapped lips for a week because I didn’t want to dig my tube of lip balm out of the bottom of my bag.

18. I didn’t order any textbooks for the first two weeks because I wasn’t emotionally prepared to open my student portal and the bookstore website and search for ISBNs.

19. I ate soup for lunch all week because it’s a complete meal and I only had to stand in line for one thing.

20. I carried six packages to the post office without a bag because my bags were under my desk and I didn’t want to squat down and then try to squeeze the packages into it.

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