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Land of the Lost Tweets: The Ones No One Ever Saw

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Land of the Lost Tweets: The Ones No One Ever Saw

What would happen if holidays came to life? The characteristics of every holiday became real and had their own thoughts and feelings? No one knows who runs these accounts, and if no one knows, then no one runs them. In fact, the mastermind behind these mysterious Twitter accounts is whoever they say they are.

Santa is actually tweeting from the North Pole, the Groundhog from underground, Spring Break from Panama City Beach, or a real Mother from Mother's Day. If this is true, what happens to the world of social media? How can we tell what's real from what isn't? If the holidays and the characters that come along with them are actually real, what is make-believe? Its up to YOU to decide.

@StPattysLeprechaun: Since when did all nationalities celebrate me? You're not Irish.

@TheBreakNSpring: I'm the one-week you cannot wait for, and the one-week you only can handle once a year.

@TheBreakNSpring: Someone tried to put me in October and it just wasn't the same.

@TheBreakNSpring: One week off from school! *Lays on couch for seven days…*

@THENationalGroundHOG: I'm not coming out of the ground this year… I guess winter will last forever.

@THENationalGroundHOG: What would you do if I popped out of my hole and spoke English? We would probably get rid of winter altogether.

@THENationalGroundHOG: Fun fact: My name is not Punxsutawney Phil.

@TheGhostxx: You are supposed to scare people. You are not supposed to give them candy.

@Bunny_Easter123: Who decided along the road that the hen would lay colorful eggs? And then who decided I would hide them?

@Bunny_Easter123: I may complain, but I'm glad I'm not steering a giant red slay led by reindeer.

@RealCupid101: I'm getting hit by my own arrow this year. We can all love ourselves & no one else. Then being single would the happiest we could ever be. @ValentineH8TR #SingleLife

@ValentineH8TR: @RealCupid That's called Galentine's day…

@RealCupid101: Due to a decrease in caring, and an increase in not caring, Valentine's Day is cancelled this year.

@ShinyNosedRudolph: I visit all the houses that give me cookies…

@DudeCalledSanta: How come the Easter bunny doesn't have to go down chimneys?

@ShinyNosedRudolf: We're making Prancer sit in the slay this year for eating all of the sugarplums.

In response: @DudeCalledSanta: @RedNosedRudolf have you seen the elves?

@ShinyNosedRudolph: My nose is not red for the millionth time!!!

@DudeCalledSanta: There's one person who does not get presents on Christmas... That's me.

@TheNYEBallDrop2015: 11:59 p.m… SOMEBODY CATCH ME I'M FALLING!

@TheNYEBallDrop2015: 12:01 a.m… NEW YEAR, SAME ME.

@TheNYEBallDrop2015: 12:02 a.m… WOW, IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE'RE IN A NEW YEAR OR SOMETHING.

@TheNYEBallDrop2015: Who would of thought that dropping a giant ball in the middle of New York City would call for a change in the calendar?

@TheNYEBallDrop2015: Instead of going into 2015 this year, we're going back into 2013. Spread the word.

@TheNYEBallDrop2015: 12:01 a.m.: *heads to the gym* #Resolutions

@MothersDay2015: The schedule: plant flowers, walk dogs, make lunch, go to store, fold laundry, and give massage.

@FathersDay2015: The schedule: watch football, eat lunch, eat more lunch, and watch football.

@MothersDay2015: @Father'sDay *on mother's day* honey, can you mow the lawn for me?

@FathersDay2015: … Honey, I shrank the kids.

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