We all want to be popping Champaign and making it rain while on spring break but not being born into the Kardashian family really put a damper on that dream for me. Here's how to stretch your dollars farther than a god damn contortionist and still get the most out of your spring break trip.

1. Book Through A Reliable Travel Company

Student City has been working with broke ass college students for the past 20 years and making sure we pay the bare minimum while still assuring we get posted up in beautiful resorts right in the heart of all the spring break action.

2. Stop Eating Out So Damn Much

Months leading up to your trip cut back on the Chipotle and drunk late night pizza, it'll help you out with looking hot enough to win a wet t-shirt contest and having your wallet be the only thing that gets called thicc.

3. Buy All Your Spring Break Swim Suits Now

They're all going on sale now as everyone prepares to retreat back into their oversized t-shirts and hoodies for the fall so take advantage of the deals.

4. Go To The Dollar Store To Stock Up

Get your dumb ass jug for whatever make shift jungle juice you've concocted and all your drunk snacks that'll take years off your life from a dollar tree instead of last minute at the local Mexican version of Target. Como se dice "extra money for alcohol"?

5. Don't Be An Idiot Actually Save The Money You Made This Summer

Maybe that means only going out Thursday through Saturday but your body will thank you for staying in that Wednesday. It'll thank you a little extra if you use it to Netflix and Chill instead of blacking out.

6. Sell Your Stuff In The Student Facebook Page

Going to a resale type shop they're going to spit on you and turn you away before they give you any serious money. Selling your stuff to the schmucks you go to school with on the other hand... you can sell more than just clothes (text books, your shitty roommates poster's, etc.) and for higher costs!

7. If You Have Any Talents Use Them

If you'd consider yourself an above average painter, make something for a friends apartment and sell it to them. But remind them that it'll be worth so much more when you're famous one day.

8.Remember That You Aren't Above Selling Your Soul

Even working a few willy nilly hours for a month while at school can put extra money in your pocket. Sure wearing a uniform will cramp your style but so will not having enough bail money to get out of a jail in Texas.

9. Literally Just Perform A Heist

It's quick, it's easy, it's practical, all the kids are doing it now a days. Just remember to look cute for your mug shot.